Matthew Pennica

Former Dance Marathon Dude | Certified Air Conditioner | Learned how to talk to people | He/They | pfp by @aintdannydevito

[Matthew Pennica @mpenn8]

How do I explain that I love Tiramisu and hate the trend it has become without sounding pretentious

[Matthew Pennica @mpenn8]

The amount of times I’m 10+ years late to banger albums is tragic

[Matthew Pennica @mpenn8]

It’s Friday, everything is on fire, and I’m. Broke

But at least I’m on my silly little walk

[Matthew Pennica @mpenn8]

Watching Elon & Trump tear each other apart is the perfect vibe for the day

[Matthew Pennica @mpenn8]

At this point I think the constantly Mission Impossible movies are just a big money laundering scheme for the church of Scientology

[Matthew Pennica @mpenn8]

I have just been compared to a badger

[Matthew Pennica @mpenn8]

If I had a nickel for every time I had to mediate in my friend groups I wouldn’t be worried about my student loans

[Matthew Pennica @mpenn8]

I know my roommate loves me cause I’m sick and he went on a quest for Vernor’s on his lunch break before seeing his partner 🥹

[Matthew Pennica @mpenn8]

Life is amazing when you approach it with open arms ~ ~

[Matthew Pennica @mpenn8]

Reserved a hotel in Paris for next year and accidentally triggered a fraud alert with my bank oops

[Matthew Pennica @mpenn8]

@daddahnnyl

[Matthew Pennica @mpenn8]

Leaving this for the next time my supervisor reads my Twitter

Hello there 👋🏼

[Matthew Pennica @mpenn8]

Getting pulled over for a clerical error is a new one

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

Today, honor a King, not a Felon. #mlkday2025

[nell @lesIiebens]

the “trump will save tiktok” promise is designed to distract you from shit like this btw

[Matthew Pennica @mpenn8]

Few things as intimidating as cleaning out the closet

[Matthew Pennica @mpenn8]

Truly a tragic experience to think you chose the fastest check out lane at the grocery store and watching someone else finish before you

[Matthew Pennica @mpenn8]

Being the office socialist is tough but important work