Michael

[Michael @mperez946]

@twoblueruins_ You rn

[wozposting @wozposting]

kay swiss

[Michael @mperez946]

@twoblueruins_ I’m so glad you didn’t call it a Crane

[We don't deserve cats 😺 @catsareblessing]

Bro suddenly remembered he hasn't slapped the dog yet today

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

DJ goes VIRAL from dropping a live set at a funeral: “Rest in fucking peace Dorris”

[Jesse Case @jessecase]

I stay away from beef-flavored cat food. At no point could Sylvia realistically bring down a cow, and I don't need that kind of ego in the house.

[Bowtied German || 🐓 @bowtiedgerman]

Just signed an email with “bet” instead of “best”

[hayden @haydendevs]

"energy drinks are bad for you"

oh yeah? why does it make my headache go away? why does the shaking stop after I've had 3 of them?

seems like a cure to me.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

beer grants a temporary stat boost to your pool playing ability, but it only kicks in at 2 beers and drastically drops off at 3.5 beers, becoming a straight debuff at 4 beers. at 6 beers, if you equip a pool cue, other bar patrons appear red on the mini map

[Najib @JamaareAhmad]

"WE REALLY DID THAT Y’ALL”
“…but Mike, man. what he did to Mike.”

[i like food @messedupfoods]

Chef: “Make sure my crab meat is shredded”

Me: “Yes Chef”

[OnlyBangers @OnlyBangersEth]

Bro hit them with the itsy bitsy spider 😭

[positive side of X 🌞 @positivityofx]

IT guy

[Aokiji クザン 🇵🇸 @DukeOfZamunda]

Got that shit on

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

bro so tired 😪

[Radec @realradec]

The infamous "Michael" commercial for the PS3

A live action ad featuring characters like Nathan Drake, Lightning, and Old Snake in a bar talking about a man named Michael, a representation of the player

To this day it is still PlayStation's best live action ad of all time