michael p

2009 garfield elementary 3rd grade spelling bee champ

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

You know it’s hot when you go outside and it’s hot.

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

I'm glad we could come to a misunderstanding

[YT @tolafolaa]

the guy who invented the endless scroll ui might have done a crazier number on humanity than oppenheimer yk

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

not now bro i’m accepting things i cannot change

[Jonathan “Highlife” Appleseed; CTO, MBA @jonnyhighlife]

Everyone in any self-checkout line that’s ahead of me.

[↯ @ajytweets]

having to find something to eat everyday is crazy.

[blue @bluewmist]

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

[henrock @_henrock]

Praying none of yall are unwrapping podcast equipment 🙏🏿

[BEJALVIN @bejalvin]

Taco Bell be like damn this shit is delicious take it off the menu

[Little Kevin 5, cpa @pootsobotka]

If you wear these to work just know you disgust me

[GIO @Iuhwalk]

#reallife