michael p

2009 garfield elementary 3rd grade spelling bee champ

[Rosedark 📕 @FreeRosedark]

Pressing “keep me signed in” before entering my password

[Ameenah.B @ammeenahh]

Another beautiful day stolen by the shackles of employment.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

You know it’s hot when you go outside and it’s hot.

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

I'm glad we could come to a misunderstanding

[YT @tolafolaa]

the guy who invented the endless scroll ui might have done a crazier number on humanity than oppenheimer yk

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

not now bro i’m accepting things i cannot change

[Patrick @audiohymn]

The American Third Space is the Car

[↯ @ajytweets]

having to find something to eat everyday is crazy.

[henrock @_henrock]

Praying none of yall are unwrapping podcast equipment 🙏🏿

[BEJALVIN @bejalvin]

Taco Bell be like damn this shit is delicious take it off the menu

[Little Kevin 5, cpa @pootsobotka]

If you wear these to work just know you disgust me