Michael Feld

I sure wish I could yodel like you- Levon Helm

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I don’t like omelettes

[Michael Feld @mpfeld]

@depop has by far the worst customer service of all time. I have now emailed with 25 different representatives, none of whom say the same thing or can give me an answer. @askdepop @AskDepop_DM @AskDepopHelpDsk @AskDepopHelpHub

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If there is a hell, its probably not even as bad as having to sort out a bill issue with @Verizon or @VerizonSupport.

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@harvilla Amazing Chopp Suey! 60 songs episode, but Serj is saying "pogo!" as in pogo stick for the song "Bounce", not "boca". And to make the end of "Ariels" even more lovely, articulate, and vulnerable, they end the song with "we love you" live...

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@droth54 @uusaint @TheBoysTV The human centipede

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Thank you @ESPNPlus for being the biggest piece of shit network to watch a college basketball game on. Audio working 50% of the time made it a magical experience worth $10/month.

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@MattMillerHeard @PitchingNinja Eh

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@MattMillerHeard @DebraFine Yes

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@LaCieTech how the hell do you speak to someone at your company? Every time I call the number for technical support I get a busy signal

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@SidLikesSports @RamsNFL He’s married boo

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@CameronCrowe, you got any spare pairs of Spasmatics I could give my wife @SidLikesSports as an anniversary gift?

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@SidLikesSports WHAUUUUR U DUUUUIN!?!?

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@droth54 @SidLikesSports @RamsNFL Sidney has a sports-based Twitter account

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I really shouldn’t eat when watching House of the Dragons…

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“Meatball just rejected Rachel!” ah the Bachelorette, you a dumb ass show.

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@KDTrey5 Took a big ol’ fajita based shit

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My cat vomited but I was listening to Radiohead’s Amnesiac (which I love) and the noises she made just sort of blended in, so I never noticed.

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@Dsummer They suck

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I will unconditionally love and accept my children no matter what life choices they make. Unless they become anime fans, then they are dead to me.

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@SouthwestAir flight attendant had some GREAT new stand up material on my 8AM flight. Can’t wait for her Netflix special.