LEO Mike 🇺🇸👮🏼‍♂️🚔

Retired LEO, 13 yrs SRT, BA in Criminology, Academy Certified Firearms/Tactics Instructor, #DTOM #2A #Patriot #BlueLivesMatter

[LEO Mike 🇺🇸👮🏼‍♂️🚔 @mpfive0]

Best compliment ever received on the job. A guy who I arrested many times, years later had a teenage son in trouble with warrants. He called the PD and would only turn his son in to me. He said he knew I would treat his son fairly, because I was always fair with him #LivePD

[LEO Mike 🇺🇸👮🏼‍♂️🚔 @mpfive0]

The reason I'm not comfortable with the screams of "No" and "Stop" is that I've personally rescued women from Rapists and Domestic Abusers who were actively screaming for help when I arrived and stopped their attackers

So, no, I would not be scared of "Getting into it", it would be an incredible turn-off and I'd be pissed at my GF for making a game out of it

[LEO Mike 🇺🇸👮🏼‍♂️🚔 @mpfive0]

@BoltboyAlpha @spcxGOD Starship is still the lander in this updated plan, Orion is left in Lunar orbit. The only real change is docking with Orion in Earth orbit, instead of meeting it in Lunar Orbit for the Crew transfer

[LEO Mike 🇺🇸👮🏼‍♂️🚔 @mpfive0]

@goddek Dude would be going right over that rope after the bike

[LEO Mike 🇺🇸👮🏼‍♂️🚔 @mpfive0]

@CollinRugg We are under no obligation to submit to their delusions

[LEO Mike 🇺🇸👮🏼‍♂️🚔 @mpfive0]

@ma1ybe A guy would 1000% take knuckles if they did that, I thought you want equality and to be treated just as a man would be

Your hypocrisy is right on brand

[LEO Mike 🇺🇸👮🏼‍♂️🚔 @mpfive0]

@Mrgunsngear Still not as insane as in 2012, and the warehouse in Aleppo Syria where they gound crates containing 5000 German STF-44s

[LEO Mike 🇺🇸👮🏼‍♂️🚔 @mpfive0]

@Mikey5Aces Ive been at the top and watched them jump and I've been at the bottom and watched them bounce

Its not about not caring or they wouldn't have been there, but once you've seen the results of 9.8m/s'2 over distance enough times there's no need to look again

[LEO Mike 🇺🇸👮🏼‍♂️🚔 @mpfive0]

@Elmn8TruthH8rs @Osint613 The fuel is the cheapest part of this entire equation

[LEO Mike 🇺🇸👮🏼‍♂️🚔 @mpfive0]

Those big goofy thick rimmed glasses are the Septum Ring of the Progressive Wine Aunt

[Meme’nOnLibs @MemeNonLibs]

“Mediocre men just continue to be so upset over the fact that women not only no longer need them, but women don’t want them”

What kind of life does this happy woman live? 😂✨🌈

[LEO Mike 🇺🇸👮🏼‍♂️🚔 @mpfive0]

@MemeNonLibs Those big goofy thick rimmed glasses are the Septum Ring of the Progressive Wine Aunt

[LEO Mike 🇺🇸👮🏼‍♂️🚔 @mpfive0]

@BlackDumpling She is a gay guys idea of an attractive girl

She is creepy AF to most straight dudes

[LEO Mike 🇺🇸👮🏼‍♂️🚔 @mpfive0]

@RDog861 Yup, I've been up top and watched them jump, and I've been at the bottom and watched them bounce. It was always their choice.

The beers after shift tasted the same as any other day

[LEO Mike 🇺🇸👮🏼‍♂️🚔 @mpfive0]

And in other news: Water is Wet

[Ashley @AshSavesUSA]

🚨Lindsey Graham allegedly paid men for their companionship.

Thoughts?

[LEO Mike 🇺🇸👮🏼‍♂️🚔 @mpfive0]

@CAMELCASTOff Hes gonna end up looking like shriveled Dwayne Johnson when his doctors make him stop the gear too

[LEO Mike 🇺🇸👮🏼‍♂️🚔 @mpfive0]

@hoopbaby08 @fayl1ze Her Dad is Fucking Bssed

[LEO Mike 🇺🇸👮🏼‍♂️🚔 @mpfive0]

@fayl1ze Based Dad

[LEO Mike 🇺🇸👮🏼‍♂️🚔 @mpfive0]

@JohnDMacari It was always so easy, especially working the Club district

[LEO Mike 🇺🇸👮🏼‍♂️🚔 @mpfive0]

@DesireeAmerica4 Why is there a picture of that chick from Wicked?

[LEO Mike 🇺🇸👮🏼‍♂️🚔 @mpfive0]

@SarahisCensored Absolutely not a suprise to anyone he was Gay

These guys are not "Breaking" anything