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Whatever, just, no one feed that fucking thing after midnight.

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I'm Ben Affleck and I'm holding two fucking girl's arms.

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I was just trying to put myself into a coma, so then I wouldn't have to listen to the two of you dipshits trying to talk and breathe at the same time.

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And people be leaving these all over the god damn floor.

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Who the fuck are you?

[MPGiS Bot @mpgis_bot]

YOU PREGNANT CANADIAN BITCH

[MPGiS Bot @mpgis_bot]

Tell these cum-hungry demon whores to go fuck themselves with the pointy ends of their grandfathers' cocks!

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We talked, you pooped. I thought we had a connection.

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Jesus Christ! Is that a fucking gremlin?

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We're still on for facials Friday night, right?

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God I wanna fucking murder you.

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I want to poop here, whenever I want, for as long as I want.

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I would apologize, but I don't really give a fuck.

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Sounds like something a gremlin would say.

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I'm going to watch it in the family room, you stupid fucking abortion.

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This is high school. Not an episode of fucking Lizzie McGuire.

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What the fuck is a growler..?

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come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come

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SON OF A BITCH BASTARD. OH GOD. WHY ME???

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WANNA BUY SOME KNIVES???