mpheeezus.

ndine nervz

[mpheeezus. @mpheaux]

today an LLB graduate was born 🤺🤪

[andi @andiswaa_m]

morning bhabha, game ON❤️.

[Lulu @bongyluaziey]

Finding a cute boyfriend is so rare nibabi iyho😭

[𝓤. @_fuego98]

Missionary so I can ask you why your following count went up by 1 after your night out.

[The Godmother 🇿🇦 @GodmotherThe]

The helper can clean your toilets but noooo, washing shoes are where you draw the line.

Goodnight.🤣👍🏿

[The Godmother 🇿🇦 @GodmotherThe]

Don’t be stupid. Cleaning toilets is not in my job description. There are people designated to do that at work and they get paid for it.

This point you’re trying to prove is not landing. Try again.

[The Godmother 🇿🇦 @GodmotherThe]

Awusa acti.

First of all, putting your sneakers in the washing machine is the most stupid thing one can ever do. And if you respected your clothing items you’d understand this.

Secondly, there are some garments that are also strictly hand wash, what happens to those? The helper must also not wash them because they’re not using the washer?

[mpheeezus. @mpheaux]

fahrenheit???

[S H A W T Y 🫠 wa le Chiefs @sheisMokgadi]

Yohh

[ᵍᵒʰᵃⁿ Mokoena @vsejanea]

Kerry Washington when the script says she's sleeping w a yt politician and cheating

[mpheeezus. @mpheaux]

but R228 for a trip that’s approximately 4 minutes ???

[mpheeezus. @mpheaux]

getting off in rhodesfields and ubering the rest>

[mat so bane @MatsobaneKgomo]

😭😭Rhodesfield to OR TAMBO is R228??

[nonie_nonz @nonz_nonie]

Also alikho ikhaya elizovuka ngoNovember bafazi. Buy that phone, that wig or that sneaker😭

[mpheeezus. @mpheaux]

@Ghost_Mayne_ ndim f

[opus @dbeu3jik]

I want him inside me so bad☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

[mpheeezus. @mpheaux]

or change the ring tone

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

If I win the lottery i’m gonna buy Teams then shut it off

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

If I win the lottery i’m gonna buy Teams then shut it off

[aliyah @nevliyah]

Tell a ngga you want flowers these days he gon say you ain't get me none

[♡tinu @__joju_]

Want to go clubbing with a man I feel intense lust for

[mpheeezus. @mpheaux]

@ayahbongz nam ndingakuvuyela😭🙏🏾

[𝑶𝑹𝑨 @ora_molokwane]

ENOUGH

[arya @whimsymerchant9]

first dates are so funny because why are we both pretending to be normal