➵➶ 𝓉𝑒𝓆𝓊𝒾𝓁𝒶 𝓂𝑜𝒸𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔𝒷𝒾𝓇𝒹

by god Woodrow, it’s been one hell of a party. That/Bitch

[➵➶ 𝓉𝑒𝓆𝓊𝒾𝓁𝒶 𝓂𝑜𝒸𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔𝒷𝒾𝓇𝒹 @mphenderson16]

I feel like my house would literally explode if I wasn’t here to run this mf and take care of everyone in it.

[➵➶ 𝓉𝑒𝓆𝓊𝒾𝓁𝒶 𝓂𝑜𝒸𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔𝒷𝒾𝓇𝒹 @mphenderson16]

@sbhens4 So excited 🥰

[➵➶ 𝓉𝑒𝓆𝓊𝒾𝓁𝒶 𝓂𝑜𝒸𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔𝒷𝒾𝓇𝒹 @mphenderson16]

Reese Dale, born 5/22, 9lbs 7oz, and a full head of hair. ❤️

[➵➶ 𝓉𝑒𝓆𝓊𝒾𝓁𝒶 𝓂𝑜𝒸𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔𝒷𝒾𝓇𝒹 @mphenderson16]

Every morning when jason gets up he gives me a kiss then rubs my belly and tells me “I love you both” and I’m just saying I really could not have chose a better husband or father for my children. 🥹

[➵➶ 𝓉𝑒𝓆𝓊𝒾𝓁𝒶 𝓂𝑜𝒸𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔𝒷𝒾𝓇𝒹 @mphenderson16]

I’m OBSESSED.

[➵➶ 𝓉𝑒𝓆𝓊𝒾𝓁𝒶 𝓂𝑜𝒸𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔𝒷𝒾𝓇𝒹 @mphenderson16]

Nothing like driving 80 down the highway, eating a breakfast baconator and having Braxton hicks. Good freakin morning.

[➵➶ 𝓉𝑒𝓆𝓊𝒾𝓁𝒶 𝓂𝑜𝒸𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔𝒷𝒾𝓇𝒹 @mphenderson16]

I cannot wait to not have a super snoofer anymore. My whole house smells like rotting garbage.

[➵➶ 𝓉𝑒𝓆𝓊𝒾𝓁𝒶 𝓂𝑜𝒸𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔𝒷𝒾𝓇𝒹 @mphenderson16]

I give birth in two months, what? 😅 I still don’t even feel pregnant most of the time lmao

[➵➶ 𝓉𝑒𝓆𝓊𝒾𝓁𝒶 𝓂𝑜𝒸𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔𝒷𝒾𝓇𝒹 @mphenderson16]

Why are salons letting clients walk out with stuff like this?! A little fixer upper from today.

[➵➶ 𝓉𝑒𝓆𝓊𝒾𝓁𝒶 𝓂𝑜𝒸𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔𝒷𝒾𝓇𝒹 @mphenderson16]

I’m going to birth a while human in two months. Wild.

[➵➶ 𝓉𝑒𝓆𝓊𝒾𝓁𝒶 𝓂𝑜𝒸𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔𝒷𝒾𝓇𝒹 @mphenderson16]

I am NOT a Dunkin girlie. Never will be. I hate it. 🤣

[➵➶ 𝓉𝑒𝓆𝓊𝒾𝓁𝒶 𝓂𝑜𝒸𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔𝒷𝒾𝓇𝒹 @mphenderson16]

Just doing crackhead shit like vacuuming my baseboards at 8:30 pm

[➵➶ 𝓉𝑒𝓆𝓊𝒾𝓁𝒶 𝓂𝑜𝒸𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔𝒷𝒾𝓇𝒹 @mphenderson16]

Literally my biggest fear/struggle being pregnant has been getting bigger/losing weight after I have her. It’s so hard. I just want to enjoy my pregnancy without worrying about it.

[➵➶ 𝓉𝑒𝓆𝓊𝒾𝓁𝒶 𝓂𝑜𝒸𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔𝒷𝒾𝓇𝒹 @mphenderson16]

I hate owning a business bc I need to raise my prices bc color is fucking $12 a tube but also scared nobody will want to book anymore

[➵➶ 𝓉𝑒𝓆𝓊𝒾𝓁𝒶 𝓂𝑜𝒸𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔𝒷𝒾𝓇𝒹 @mphenderson16]

Please don’t tell a pregnant lady how much she’s showing. I already have body image issues. Just don’t comment on it.

[➵➶ 𝓉𝑒𝓆𝓊𝒾𝓁𝒶 𝓂𝑜𝒸𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔𝒷𝒾𝓇𝒹 @mphenderson16]

You can’t tell me you can’t see it

[➵➶ 𝓉𝑒𝓆𝓊𝒾𝓁𝒶 𝓂𝑜𝒸𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔𝒷𝒾𝓇𝒹 @mphenderson16]

Cereal is so much better when you’re pregnant 😍🤤

[➵➶ 𝓉𝑒𝓆𝓊𝒾𝓁𝒶 𝓂𝑜𝒸𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔𝒷𝒾𝓇𝒹 @mphenderson16]

Why do people think every birthday/Christmas present once you’re pregnant/have a baby has to be for your child? Like I want a gift for myself 🤣🤣🤣

[➵➶ 𝓉𝑒𝓆𝓊𝒾𝓁𝒶 𝓂𝑜𝒸𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔𝒷𝒾𝓇𝒹 @mphenderson16]

Cutting my dad off before I had this baby was probably my smartest decision. My child will never have to grow up wondering who he is or why he only calls/texts a few times a year. He will never know her. He will never see pictures and get to claim himself as a “grandparent”

[➵➶ 𝓉𝑒𝓆𝓊𝒾𝓁𝒶 𝓂𝑜𝒸𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔𝒷𝒾𝓇𝒹 @mphenderson16]

Ofc MO would go rec while I’m 6 months pregnant