Mahlatse Mphilo

[𝐗𝐈𝐕🐿 @mochagfmz]

bitches calling yo dick pretty is such a top tier compliment

[Miss Ziprusha @destinyzee]

#InCaseYouMissedIt
Top of the Morning 🙏

[Lesilo Rula @kay_mahapa]

Pirates fans must tell us what’s wrong with Appollis so we can fix him. Sundowns fans told us Mudau was missing his preferred bubble gum, we got him that and he returned to his usual self. What is Appollis missing?

[Julius Sello Malema @Julius_S_Malema]

Match on Match of unity, peace and love.❤️✌️

[Man’s NOT Barry Roux @AdvoBarryRoux]

Use condoms guys! Your girlfriends are prostitutes.

[Lesilo Rula @kay_mahapa]

I can’t believe my eyes. That’s my nation 😭❤️

[BOBI WINE @HEBobiwine]

Word!

[MP𖤐 @MagicalPep]

How do you even pull off an elastico in mid-air? That’s straight-up witchcraft 😭

[toye! @iloveyoutoye]

I suck at dating cuz once I find out you talk to other people I don't like you anymore

[Gustavo 🇿🇦 @LordVizo__]

Motho wa lapa. Le nna ke motho, ka lapa.

[Noah @NoahKingJr]

on twitter, you will always find someone who is tweeting your thoughts but with better grammar

[Lesilo Rula @kay_mahapa]

Taba ya Jonasi is bringing so much discourse onto my TL during the World Cup. A World Cup I waited 4 years for, getting outshined by skheberesh sa monna.

[゙゙ @reallutherr]

nothing beats having a girl who loves sucking dick over anything else

[Serobapelo ᥫ᭡. @boipelomothibi_]

What a great time to be single and watch the polygamist 🤭

[ChrisExcel @ChrisExcel102]

What is happening in USA is what they thought is gonna happen here in South Africa 😭😭😭

[Hazel @hazelkotu]

You can deactivate, be mysterious, quit alcohol and still fail to achieve anything.

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

3 most important things you'll learn on your own as a man

1. How to sit with loneliness without breaking
2. How to forgive betrayal without becoming bitter
3. How to believe in yourself when nobody does

You'll learn these on the battlefield not in the classroom

[Lesilo Rula @kay_mahapa]

Hugo Broos you made me feel how I felt during the Baxter and Ntseki eras. You made the world think our footballers don’t know this sport of football. I’m disappointed in you Madala.

[Richkhid @Richkhid132]

Dating a woman who enjoys sucking d!ck is an experience I wish for every man.

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

When bro keeps talking about relationships instead of ways to make more money