monica renée

see you next tuesday

[Pop Flop @ThePopFlop]

36 years ago today, Scott and Andrea Swift released Taylor Swift.

— This is the most successful collaboration of all time.

[monica renée @mpitti_91]

that’s it. that’s the tweet. mother has me in a chokehold yet again and i have no words for it.

[monica renée @mpitti_91]

Taylor Alison Swift

[St. Louis Blues @StLouisBlues]

RISE AND SHINE!!!! WE PLAY HOCKEY TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

[monica renée @mpitti_91]

50 the Swiftie

[50cent @50cent]

🔥 @taylorswift13 shit is popping right now, 😏she shout me out, 🤫she don’t shout you out. LOL 😆 THIS IS FOR BIG TIMERS ONLY! wait I’m the only shout out on the whole album. 🔥 https://t.co/WtNREs3AKy

[New Heights @newheightshow]

Happy #TSTheLifeOfAShowgirl release day to all who celebrate ❤️‍🔥🫶

[monica renée @mpitti_91]

I just KNOW that Kayla Nicole listened to that drop on a burner Spotify account and is crying and throwing up right now for letting that fine specimen of a man go.

[monica renée @mpitti_91]

i’m exhausted y’all

[The Bulwark @BulwarkOnline]

Trump: “Hepatitis B is sexually transmitted. There's no reason to give a baby that's almost just born hepatitis B.”

[Eleanor Neale @ELEANORXNEALE]

Her tampon was forced so impossibly deep into her that it had to be removed with forceps at the hospital

[✧ @northstardoll]

the light behind her eyes

[monica renée @mpitti_91]

my will to live

[Nostalgia @NostalgiaFolder]

What has gradually disappeared over the last 20 years without people really noticing?

[monica renée @mpitti_91]

i also have an extremely infected pimple the size of texas on my forehead #14

[monica renée @mpitti_91]

the Pokémon game that i invested the majority of my vacation time to playing didn’t save and that is quite possibly going to be my 13th reason

[SKZG @hicbiridegil]

Hazırızzzz

[monica renée @mpitti_91]

in the past 24 hours i’ve seen c diff, round worms, scabies and pin worms. bring back the 57 flu a kids i saw last week please and thank you. 🤢😭

[monica renée @mpitti_91]

@poleaddict_ she called me the day she left and told me to tell her everything. say less babe. 🫶🏻

[monica renée @mpitti_91]

me non stop the last 3 weeks spilling all the tea i’ve been holding in for the last 5 years to my ex husband’s soon to be newest ex wife 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

when my friend finally breaks up with her shitty bf and I get to say what I really think

[monica renée @mpitti_91]

STOP

[kegstand jesus @KegstandJesus]

Imagine being the 17 year old high school girl that has to calm down drake over text