Matt Cobb

Sad old fart

[Matt Cobb @mpjcobb]

@mobilefun
Still no delivery?
#wheremyorder
#isthisascam
#whydoestrackingnotwork
Please make contact urgently

[Matt Cobb @mpjcobb]

@mobilefun why does your tracking service not work?
#wheresmyorder?
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[Matt Cobb @mpjcobb]

@Wildo1979

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

We just dropped in on Liz Truss’s pro-Trump speaking tour with a remote-controlled lettuce banner. She didn’t find it funny. 🥬

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

We just dropped in on Liz Truss’s pro-Trump speaking tour with a remote-controlled lettuce banner. She didn’t find it funny. 🥬

[Matt Cobb @mpjcobb]

@BBC6Music

[Alexandra Haddow @MissAHaddow]

We love every @BBC6Music DJ

[Joe Marler @JoeMarler]

Gutted to not be in the mix for the Quarters - but I reckon the boys will joué the shit out of it, even without the geriatrics! @Harlequins #COYQ

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

The Vagrancy Act of 1824 is finally abolished in favour of something far more Dickensian.
https://t.co/CHb4VKcq2E

[Matt Cobb @mpjcobb]

@brianmoore666 Stay strong.
#sugarmakesyouangry

[Matthew Sweet @DrMatthewSweet]

My Doctor. My hero. 90 today.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Instead of wasting time on the economy, the cost of living crisis, NHS waiting lists, crumbling schools or rivers full of shit, we are devoting £400m and all of the government’s resources to sending nobody to Rwanda.

[forest fr1ends @forest_fr1ends]

i’ll explain later — my dick’s trapped…

[GrumpySkeletor @GrumpySkeletor]

Merry Christmas motherfuckers

[RS Archer @archer_rs]

So it seems Michele Mone really hates that photo of her standing on her new boat because it makes her look greedy and exploitative so it's important people do not retweet this picture. The picture in question is below so everyone knows which one not to retweet.

[Moz Perkins⚓️🇨🇶🇬🇧 Author 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @MozPerkins]

On November 7th, 1920, in strictest secrecy, four unidentified British bodies were exhumed from temporary battlefield cemeteries at Ypres, Arras, the Asine and the Somme.

None of the soldiers who did the digging were told why.

The bodies were taken by field ambulance to GHQ at St-Pol-Sur-Ter Noise. Once there, the bodies were draped with the union flag.

Sentries were posted and Brigadier-General Wyatt and a Colonel Gell selected one body at random. The other three were reburied.

A French Honour Guard was selected and stood by the coffin overnight of the chosen soldier overnight.

On the morning of the 8th November, a specially designed coffin made of oak from the grounds of Hampton Court arrived and the Unknown Warrior was placed inside.

On top was placed a crusaders sword and a shield on which was inscribed:

"A British Warrior who fell in the GREAT WAR 1914-1918 for King and Country".

On the 9th of November, the Unknown Warrior was taken by horse-drawn carriage through Guards of Honour and the sound of tolling bells and bugle calls to the quayside.

There, he was saluted by Marechal Foche and loaded onto HMS Vernon bound for Dover. The coffin stood on the deck covered in wreaths, surrounded by the French Honour Guard.

Upon arrival at Dover, the Unknown Warrior was met with a nineteen gun salute - something that was normally only reserved for Field Marshals.

A special train had been arranged and he was then conveyed to Victoria Station, London.

He remained there overnight, and, on the morning of the 11th of November, he was finally taken to Westminster Abbey.

The idea of the unknown warrior was thought of by a Padre called David Railton who had served on the front line during the Great War the union flag he had used as an altar cloth whilst at the front, was the one that had been draped over the coffin.

It was his intention that all of the relatives of the 517,773 combatants whose bodies had not been identified could believe that the Unknown Warrior could very well be their lost husband, father, brother or son...

THIS is the reason we wear poppies.

We do not glorify war.

We remember - with humility - the great and the ultimate sacrifices that were made, not just in this war, but in every war and conflict where our service personnel have fought - to ensure the liberty and freedoms that we now take for granted.

Every year, on the 11th of November, we remember the Unknown Warrior.

At the going down of the sun, and in the morning, we will remember them.

[Matt Cobb @mpjcobb]

@mrhenrymorris Twat

[Matt Cobb @mpjcobb]

@Ofcom
Another clear breach?

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

Another clear breach of @Ofcom rules by Far Right TV

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

Another clear breach of @Ofcom rules by Far Right TV

[Oliver Barnes @mroliverbarnes]

The FT comments, ladies and gentlemen