Michael P. Kelly

Another Interpreter.

[Michael P. Kelly @mpk_author]

#SermonRequest: How to be righteous, moral, loving social media user.

[Shelby @sfligg12]

Did Ben just dump Jojo or me

[Michael P. Kelly @mpk_author]

#DIVANEWS #FREEDOM4KESHA https://t.co/GyDQst2Mcv

[Michael P. Kelly @mpk_author]

https://t.co/MPF95gp5Mh
#DIVANEWS

[Michael P. Kelly @mpk_author]

When your apartment is freezing and your final paper just hit 20 single spaced pages and your dad texts you from Florida...<<<<<<

[Michael P. Kelly @mpk_author]

I almost just prayed to Rihanna to give me strength to go out tonight. I absolutely need to go to church Sunday.

[Michael P. Kelly @mpk_author]

Every time I read a court case by Justice Stewart, I always pretend it's Jon...#misshim

[Michael P. Kelly @mpk_author]

"I'll have a double whiskey, a water, and 10 pounds of homework."
-Me @ 11:23 a.m. #yikes

[Michael P. Kelly @mpk_author]

Why is everyone on this flight dressed in camo? 😩 #Michigan #Kalamazoo

[Michael P. Kelly @mpk_author]

THE HERDING GROUP 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Michael P. Kelly @mpk_author]

People are like "omgz the Macy's Parade, omgz Football" and i'm over here like "ERMEHGERD NATIONAL DOG SHOW!!!"

[Michael P. Kelly @mpk_author]

Channel surfing for me literally always is like:
"news, news, news, news, espn, espn, espn, espn, SPONGEBOB!!!"

[Michael P. Kelly @mpk_author]

Flight delays got me like https://t.co/KP7lKDzq9s.

[Michael P. Kelly @mpk_author]

Definitely one of my favorite songs off the new album. https://t.co/2d1oDmHEr6

[Michael P. Kelly @mpk_author]

My productivity is highest at the airport. 💅🏻💻📚
(...except when I'm tweeting I guess...)

[Michael P. Kelly @mpk_author]

The next thing on my "To-Do" list is on Friday...
is this real life?

[Michael P. Kelly @mpk_author]

Just sobbing at her voice... 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 @Adele

[Michael P. Kelly @mpk_author]

ADELE YOU ARE KILLING ME 😭😍 #DIVANEWS #TWENTYFIVE #LITERALLYTHEBEST

[Michael P. Kelly @mpk_author]

#dead https://t.co/QhbUJsch8h

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

What is this Snapshot thing and why do I only get ten seconds?

[Goodreads @goodreads]

Be wealthy in books. https://t.co/CLDrpXfavQ