Mike Kelley

the best driver in California because I’m from Massachusetts

[Mike Kelley @mpkelleydotcom]

my linkedin profile will be very helpful to potential employers

[Sean Frank @Seanfrank]

Amazon is a broken mess.
I have done over $50,000,000 on amazon.
They dont care about me as a seller, partner, or person.

I uploaded this design patent

Was told “stop contacting me”

What went wrong inside amazon?
why do they hate small businesses and the law?

A thread:

[Mike Kelley @mpkelleydotcom]

@DonsLens complaining is a personality trait for some people these days

[Mike Kelley @mpkelleydotcom]

@IamLivengood @GianKaizen @nathan_price011 @BNODesk @BNONews @wfaa for the love of god no, these terms are egregious and the footage has value.

[Mike Kelley @mpkelleydotcom]

the comments on this thread are everything wrong with twitter. i'll be back six months later to rant again🫡

[Southwest Airlines @SouthwestAir]

Guitar Center: You can learn how to play the ukulele in 20 minutes.

Us: prove it.

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Every single Republican in Congress voted against making America’s biggest corporations pay their fair share in taxes.

[Mike Kelley @mpkelleydotcom]

@evahagberg happy to be a part of your one wild and precious <3

[Mike Kelley @mpkelleydotcom]

@maridapr because someone in an office somewhere did the numbers and realized there was money to be made. and now we all have to suffer

[marianela d’aprile @maridapr]

why is there a barbie movie. who cares

[Delta @Delta]

@ocarroll51 Can you calm down and allow me some time to work please ??

[Mike Kelley @mpkelleydotcom]

@Omega_Alex shades of VER

[Mike Kelley @mpkelleydotcom]

@jaronschneider So they can blame anyone but themselves for their mediocre photographs. Just like the "tonewood" in a guitar

[Mike Kelley @mpkelleydotcom]

Not enough people appreciate the sheer brilliance that was Happy Gilmore.

[Mike Kelley @mpkelleydotcom]

@maridapr The search in Finder is pretty useless as well

[Mike Kelley @mpkelleydotcom]

The tide is turning on news agencies getting free content on Twitter and I absolutely love it. “I’m here with JoeBlow7, can we use this content on air and social” “only if you pay me!”

[Mike Kelley @mpkelleydotcom]

@Schell Half of $10 is only $5 man don’t worry 😂

[Mike Kelley @mpkelleydotcom]

@Schell I love how they sound incredibly bad yet also incredibly amazing. Like some of the songs are wretched in that format, but as we know, were incredible when put down on the record

[Mike Kelley @mpkelleydotcom]

Why do people ask if they can ask a question? Just ask the question.

[Mike Kelley @mpkelleydotcom]

Dear concert broadcast directors, please don't ever focus on the guitarist ripping a totally awesome solo, just keep focusing on the singer looking like he's pushing out a huge dump.

[Mike Kelley @mpkelleydotcom]

@Schell One step too far from home, Schell.

[Mike Kelley @mpkelleydotcom]

@jaronschneider is this a video game remake? truly no idea