MaryPat Lechich

[MaryPat Lechich @mplechich]

Me: okay, help me clean up this play doh
CG: ummm... no
Me: 😡
CG: I’ll go in time out and you can clean it up. How long? 3 minutes?

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[MaryPat Lechich @mplechich]

Willing to be microchipped, barcode my forehead, or get a retina implant if it means exemption from passwords.

‘Hey, we know you paid for this house, so we included a free front porch bouncer to gaslight you every time you try to enter! Best wishes & happy hellscapes!’

[MaryPat Lechich @mplechich]

@sschwink96 You gotta be kidding me!!?

😔 what’s even the point anymore

[MaryPat Lechich @mplechich]

“It’s hit or miss”

so is… everything?

[melanie @mmmelanierose]

i hate when ppl anounce a social media break it is a sign of weakness to me.., just go gently into the night bro

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

mary and joseph: wow I can't believe we just had a baby

little drummer boy: are you motherfuckers ready to rock

[MaryPat Lechich @mplechich]

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[MaryPat Lechich @mplechich]

I don’t hate it, I just don’t like it at all. And it’s terrible.

[MaryPat Lechich @mplechich]

EOY desk clean out today for CG. Pencil box affirmations are a vibe, no?

[jz2 @mixedgrass666]

Trash day is awesome. Get this crap out of here I don’t want it

[MaryPat Lechich @mplechich]

@corriasmith

[MaryPat Lechich @mplechich]

@spensitive96 A runaway train, never going back? Wrong way on a one-way track?

[MaryPat Lechich @mplechich]

I. Live. For. This.

[MaryPat Lechich @mplechich]

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[OSama Bin Blockchain @bbsaint22]

Never post that shit you think about posting when you’re sad.

[MaryPat Lechich @mplechich]

@shanmdesr Swing and a miss

[MaryPat Lechich @mplechich]

a world without Chandler 💔

[MaryPat Lechich @mplechich]

@PiecesofRees https://t.co/J5SjnEIzmA made me think of this

[MaryPat Lechich @mplechich]

My kid just asked me if there’s a clean version of “Love the Way You Lie” that she and her friend can sing and dance to in the school talent show. If you don’t hear from me I guess try CPS. 🫠

[MaryPat Lechich @mplechich]

Ever wake up in the mood to go to a banquet? OF COURSE NOT! So why are we still having them?

[MaryPat Lechich @mplechich]

Just out here buying perfume off TikTok recommendations like “she looks like I might like to smell like her”