Willing to be microchipped, barcode my forehead, or get a retina implant if it means exemption from passwords.
‘Hey, we know you paid for this house, so we included a free front porch bouncer to gaslight you every time you try to enter! Best wishes & happy hellscapes!’
My kid just asked me if there’s a clean version of “Love the Way You Lie” that she and her friend can sing and dance to in the school talent show. If you don’t hear from me I guess try CPS. 🫠