Audin Chowhurt

Parody account of Ward 12-Satire and humor ahead. Not affiliated with the City of Minneapolis.

[Audin Chowhurt @mplsward012]

@RealGuavaDawgDZ @hellodonavon Bobby you’re shadow-banned. No one cares about your tweets

[Audin Chowhurt @mplsward012]

@RealGuavaDawgDZ @KSTP Baby, you’re going to San Quinton. I can’t wait until I visit you!

[Audin Chowhurt @mplsward012]

🚨 Attention @MplsWard12 🚨
You are officially not welcome! 😂🚫 Please collect your complimentary “Do Not Enter” ribbon at the imaginary front desk. 🛑🎀🍿

[Audin Chowhurt @mplsward012]

@RealGuavaDawgDZ @opemorejetskis @brittrobson San Quentin is calling you Bobby. Shall I prepare a JPay account for you?

[Audin Chowhurt @mplsward012]

@RealGuavaDawgDZ @opemorejetskis @brittrobson baby. Shadow-banned acct-0 views, 0 engagement, 0 impact. You’re putting in OT for an audience of absolutely nobody. Congrats on achieving the rare “digital witness protection program.” Even the algorithm looked at your posts and said, “Nah.” Keep yelling into the void, champ.

[Audin Chowhurt @mplsward012]

Breaking news: Apparently the First Amendment now has neighborhood restrictions. Freedom of speech… unless it’s in @MplsWard9 or @MplsWard12 or @MplsWard2 Better check the map before expressing an opinion. 🚨😂 #Socialism #RulesForThee #nofreedom

[Larry Clanton @Scary_Larry41]

#NiggerFriday

[Audin Chowhurt @mplsward012]

@BoiMpls82315 @burritogirl9 @RealGuavaDawgDZ OMG, that’s awful—I’m so sorry you were treated that way. Have you met Bobby? I’m currently investigating this matter with MPD, and somehow everything is starting to make a lot more sense.

[Audin Chowhurt @mplsward012]

@RealGuavaDawgDZ

❤️♥️💙💜🖤💛💚🧡🤎🤍🩷🩶🩵

[Audin Chowhurt @mplsward012]

@RealGuavaDawgDZ @yumtapwater Much love to you, my dearest Bobby.

[Audin Chowhurt @mplsward012]

@RealGuavaDawgDZ @PatriotThe43335 I love shadow banned accounts!

[Audin Chowhurt @mplsward012]

@RealGuavaDawgDZ @yumtapwater 🙏🙏 the next two steps is Twitter to suspend you for good then you’re going to San Quentin prison!

[Audin Chowhurt @mplsward012]

@becka_thompson Y do u complain so much? If someone wants drugs, let ’em! The more folks wanderin around like NPCs on Level: Socialism, the easier it is for the narrative‑overlords to steer the plot. At this point I’m just waiting for the DLC where every1 gets free WiFi and a mandatory grp chat.

[Audin Chowhurt @mplsward012]

@becka_thompson @AngieCraigMN Peggy just told me she wants Minnesota to go “full Cuba mode,” and honestly I’ve never seen someone so excited about communal lawnmowers and mandatory neighborhood conga lines.

Me: “Peggy, that’s… bold.”
Peggy: “LFG 😤🔥”

[Audin Chowhurt @mplsward012]

@RealGuavaDawgDZ That’s a dumb tweet, Bobby. Your phone deserves court-ordered rehab after letting you post that.

[Audin Chowhurt @mplsward012]

@PatriotThe43335 @filthchapel Knock it off, boys! Iran Mama has entered the chat, and she’s armed with a flip-flop, unlimited opinions, and zero patience. 😂☝️

[Audin Chowhurt @mplsward012]

@filthchapel @PatriotThe43335 😂 You’re arguing about my analytics while proving my point by continuing the conversation. That’s some impressive accidental self-owning. 🤣

[Audin Chowhurt @mplsward012]

@PatriotThe43335 @filthchapel @cartilagepizza 😂 The only thing he’s intimidating is his own mirror. Even the reflection needs a break. 🤮🤮

[Audin Chowhurt @mplsward012]

@filthchapel @PatriotThe43335 @cartilagepizza 😂 You don’t scare me one bit. Go ahead, hit the big red ‘dramatic meltdown’ button if it helps you sleep tonight. Maybe schedule a little extra therapy homework while you’re at it. 🍿

[Audin Chowhurt @mplsward012]

@filthchapel @PatriotThe43335 😂 Imagine being this confident while spending your day arguing with a parody account. The irony is doing all the heavy lifting here. Thanks for the engagement though, my analytics appreciate you. 📈🤣

[Audin Chowhurt @mplsward012]

@PatriotThe43335 @filthchapel @cartilagepizza He probably owns more water guns than actual guns. I wouldn’t lose sleep over it. 😂🔫💦