Michael McPhail

F3 Mountaineer

[Michael McPhail @mpm1486]

@wxbrad 8 minutes ago in NW Rock Hill

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@woodyandwilcox So far only Jack Black is alive

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@woodyandwilcox I take my coffee black, but I make my wife's. Afraid I agree with Woody, I don't measure. I'm a man and u can control how much I shake it...

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@woodyandwilcox Nothing to Lose with Martin Lawrence

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@woodyandwilcox Viral marketing, Taco Bell gave me 20 extra sauce packets I didn't need last night. Can't get ketchup at McDonald's and TB is flooding me with it

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@woodyandwilcox Postmortem Lady Behind A Counter In a Small Town

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*can't

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@woodyandwilcox My kid can have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich at school, and you think corporate America is going to bring bees in a building

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@woodyandwilcox @NoDaBrewing Enjoying the last nights of summer break with a frosty beverage

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@woodyandwilcox I just thought they were required to use bags instead of trays. I noticed in Canada that they only give you a bag if theres more than two items. Just a burger? You can carry that in your hand

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@woodyandwilcox I'm in GA and Chelseas groan at the purrfect comment makes me wish the iHeart app could rewind

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@woodyandwilcox Woody, it’s not necessarily the TSA fault. How many times have you been in line and there’s always that guy in front of you in cargo shorts that wait until he gets to the scanner before he unloads his wallet his phone his craft brewing set

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@woodyandwilcox I came in on the back end of that, but I just wanted to say “to each their own but I am right“ has to be the most American phrase in the universe

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Pepperoni rolls are actually illegal to sell in most other states

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@woodyandwilcox Pepperoni rolls are delicious Woody

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@woodyandwilcox Not just my wife, but I have four small children. I haven’t gone to the bathroom alone in my house the entire quarantine

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@woodyandwilcox Ever seen this story of Jay Thomas on the radio in Charlotte?

https://t.co/Fg7YifqJh9

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@woodyandwilcox I actually just heard cool beans over the mic laughing through the window

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@woodyandwilcox Just turned on iHeart here in Savannah and it started right in the middle of the nonsensical ramblings of a man who obviously is NOT over the cancellation of Caillou. Hang in there Wilcox.

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Finally made it thru CLT to get some juicy, hazy goodness @woodyandwilcox