Mary Paige Martin

You Are Here. ❌ Recruiter @Coreos. Animals are my favorite people.

[Mary Paige Martin @mpm_ob]

"The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge, but imagination." -Einstein

[Mary Paige Martin @mpm_ob]

.@AskLyft I was charged $50 dollars for 2 drops of salad dressing accidentally spilled in a car - are you insane?

[Mary Paige Martin @mpm_ob]

.@IvankaTrump watch Planet Earth II w. your family - understand what you destroy for your children when your father denies climate change.

[Mary Paige Martin @mpm_ob]

Rather certain I did not, of my own accord, choose to follow @FLOTUS and yet, there she was in my twitter feed... #girlbye

[Mary Paige Martin @mpm_ob]

@realDonaldTrump The man that attacked the Louvre is Egyptian... not on your special "banned list" - maybe you need to get smart. #noban

[Country Living @CountryLiving]

Check out 4 delicious ways to make chocolate covered ritz cracker snacks.

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Trump is too busy to be bothered with intelligence briefings, but has time for an important meeting with Kanye West. Think about that.

[Mary Paige Martin @mpm_ob]

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[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

"@damiranz: DonaldTrump: Pls don't run for president. If you do and win, the rest of the world would be screwed" So true, (except friends)!

[Mary Paige Martin @mpm_ob]

.@realDonaldTrump yo DONNY BOY let's see those tax returns, amiright!?

[Mary Paige Martin @mpm_ob]

I just got a notification that @TheMindyProject followed me...I don't know what I've done to deserve such an honor but today is a GOOD DAY.

[Mary Paige Martin @mpm_ob]

.@british_airways vacation time is limited, your glitch has ruined my trip. Stuck in Heathrow, no new ticket and no hotels avail. 2nite -thx

[Mary Paige Martin @mpm_ob]

.@uforiastudios is my new favorite place on @classpass Hip Hop Club is the ULTIMATE

[Mary Paige Martin @mpm_ob]

.more @UrbanOutfitters drama- 1st email says order placed 2nd email forgives shipping, 3rd email 2mins later recalls shipping email. WTF?!

[Mary Paige Martin @mpm_ob]

.Will never order @UrbanOutfitters again-$777 w. receipt-2 weeks/3 calls later, no one can find my order and they can't remove the charge.

[Mary Paige Martin @mpm_ob]

@ShopDSF Awesome! Keep the Katy Perri shark shirts comin cause I'm a huge fan! ;)

[Mary Paige Martin @mpm_ob]

But now a barber shop - go Dubs (@ DSF Clothing Company & Art Gallery - @shopdsf in San Francisco, CA) https://t.co/Wd1yyRBa41

[Mary Paige Martin @mpm_ob]

HBD J go Warriors n such! (at @DannyCoyles in San Francisco, CA) https://t.co/E43jwaDICv

[Mary Paige Martin @mpm_ob]

I'm at @UforiaStudios in San Francisco, CA https://t.co/7fzGFvH5E7

[Mary Paige Martin @mpm_ob]

I'm at City of Morro Bay in Morro Bay, CA https://t.co/kzpwE1M4eC

[Mary Paige Martin @mpm_ob]

New neighborhood, new sushi (@ Nara Sushi in San Francisco, CA) https://t.co/8mrS8zTM6y

[Mary Paige Martin @mpm_ob]

Happy 1 year at CoreOS to me!! (@ AT&T Park - @sfgiants for @padres vs @SFGiants in San Francisco, CA) https://t.co/bzft0FuTd1