Stinky Whizzleteats

I have the personality of a wet fart

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@HacktheMovies

I think Tony and Joel Gertner are related somehow.

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Can you take the gift and accept my invitation? Only 2 steps, take your free gifts from top-notch activity TEMU Free Gifts and help me get mine!
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I’ve been told/read that we are all here on this earth for a reason. We all serve a purpose……. I truly believe that I am the mistake that people need to learn from.

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@Maffewgregg

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I used this ai app and put in the Steiner Math promo and it spit/shit out a song.

Hope you like it. Would love it even more if you hate it lol

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It’s a good day to die

[illuminatibot @iluminatibot]

9/11 - mainstream media news helicopter witnessing explosion then getting called in

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This man is a Universal Treasure who should be protected at all costs!

[Ron Killings @RonKillings]

Hey!! Where is everybody?? 🦘🦘🦘

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@Activision Clear your schedule because this forced update takes 3 fucking days to download!
Clownass money grubbing mothetfuckers!

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@CODE4Vets @Activision @CallofDuty Considering that you’ve forced me to download a MW3 update when I havnt even bought the damn game….. and preventing me from playing MW2 until your glorified overpriced DLC you call a main title finishes downloading after 3 days?????? Fuck all of ya! I’ll start playing Fortnite

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@MrJayWashington It looks like a jr.High graduation photo

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@maeeparfait Going through a divorce….. people just suck

[AAW Wrestling @AAWPro]

It’s a reunion in Berwyn at #AAWNSD as one half of the FIRST EVER AAW Tag Team Champions, Machine (@MPMachine) is in the house hanging with Triple Crown Champion, Shane Hollister (@The_Shug)!

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@stufflikehearts There’s not too many “stars” that can look the part. Maybe they can use his body, put some shifty makuo on and dub his lines with his “arch rival” Vin Diesel…… 🤷🏻im fantasy casting and really don’t give too many fucks right now cause I’m old and drunk….#Tonysucksballs

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@Travis_in_Flint What’s shocking is how our country is divided by political parties. Instead of humans coming together in the “greatest country on earth” were in a political gang war that outshines the Bloods vs. the Crips! USA… love it or leave it…. The only way to do that is in a body bag.

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@grahamallen @8Notables Religion is the biggest killer, the biggest war starter and the biggest divide of the human race. Every war on this fucking planet is over Religon and resources!
World peace will only be achieved when we’re all fucking dead!

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@ATT your “high speed” internet is fucking garbage!
It’s slower than two 100 year old turtles fucking in a sand pile.