Africa

I follow anyone who talks about land and sex. Land is life, sex is life. Also dabble as a Flu conspiracy theorist, believing the non science n all.

[Africa @mpmogale]

@CeliStewart Heaven was first introduced to Africans as a distraction by whites. But as time goes Africans internalized heaven so that they can cowardly accept dispossession, poverty, racism, cruel treatment without an inch of irony cos they've to endure all this to secure a place in the sky.

[Africa @mpmogale]

@twanonnymous She will be suprised to know a certain poet tried same threat against men who did not vaccinate but our queens never heed her call.

[Died Suddenly @DiedSuddenly_]

It’s no coincidence that New Zealand also set a target to vaccinate 90% of their population.

[Africa @mpmogale]

@lindi3928 Thokoza Makgolo.

[Africa @mpmogale]

@MajavuThabiso Pls hire me when business start booming n u get overwhelmed. Or when u have clients in Pretoria North side unable to service 😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

[Africa @mpmogale]

@TheRealest201 Ba di frontal ba ka se tle mo.🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[Africa @mpmogale]

@Maluda012 Take two for the price of one😂🤣😂🤣

[Africa @mpmogale]

@LadyMarcia_

[Morgana 🌸💪 @Morcia]

@piersmorgan @PiersUncensored And you’re jabbed!! 😂 Wow, a test to re-affirm that you have a COLD. What assurance it must give you 👏. Now go and have your bloods tested for testosterone. It seems to be borderline undetectable.

[Africa @mpmogale]

@Mfana80857307 Ur dog. O e rata too much.

[Sizwe SikaMusi @SizweLo]

Can you see it now?

[Africa @mpmogale]

@Mfana80857307 Oa e rata neh?🤣😂😂

[Africa @mpmogale]

@thatom_thatom @Ntsetsana I am seeing symptoms of wife material.

[Africa @mpmogale]

@Mfana80857307 U spoiling ur dog too much, that for one sitting.

[Africa @mpmogale]

@prudence_tsh It was a tribal train😥😥😥

[African Transformation Movement @ATMovement_SA]

[IN PICS]

The launch of the ATM’s “Ready To Serve, Ready to Govern” 2024 National Manifesto as tabled by President @ZungulaVuyo !

The agenda to deliver clean, ethical, and people-centric governance is NOW in motion!

#VoteATM2024

[steve @bagshaw2112]

It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted

Moral:

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes

[Africa @mpmogale]

@mo4_lo Definately. U misgendered him or something like that😂🤣😂🤣

[Africa @mpmogale]

@mo4_lo Ahoi rastaman🤣😂🤣😂😂😂

[Africa @mpmogale]

@djsbu Is convenient.