Mack👑

My life is a joke & so is my twitter

[Mack👑 @mpondelick]

I saved the horse & rode the cowboy, but now the cowboy wants me to ride a horse…instructions unclear

[Mack👑 @mpondelick]

This is honestly just not going well for myself lmao

[Mack👑 @mpondelick]

When I die I want to be cremated & taken on one last bar crawl. Sprinkle my ashes is every I’ve dive bar I’ve entered

[Mack👑 @mpondelick]

Well you can tell I was at a drive bar when I sent this drink

[first ethical space cowboy @cowboybecsbop]

my body is not a temple it is a midwest dive bar

[Parker McCollum @ParkerMcCollum]

Been a hell of a year

[RayChal @rachelslathar]

it might not be all men, but it’s all women. i promise you, whether you know it or not, there are a lot of women who are around you that are victims and survivors, and they see what you post. they see what you accept. they see what you sweep under the rug.

[Mack👑 @mpondelick]

@betsyjo30 @Rachael_Marie21 Betsy was a victim of this as well😂

[Mack👑 @mpondelick]

I’ve never felt a love like this before which is wild bc I despised this man when I first met him😭🥹

[khi @khifairy]

the worst part about dating a man is the youtube videos like… no i do not want to watch cave exploring videos at 10am

[Mack👑 @mpondelick]

@chiefqueeflynn This is a vibe

[Mack👑 @mpondelick]

@betsyjo30 We’re all over the place😂

[Betsy Jo @betsyjo30]

I think Mack and I never really know what’s going to be on the snap we send each other 🤣🤣🤣

[Mack👑 @mpondelick]

Highly recommend talking to cowboys bc they’ll let you name the ponies🥰

[Mack👑 @mpondelick]

Normalize sitting at the bar for first dates so if they’re lame I have options of people to talk to

[Mack👑 @mpondelick]

I stay simpin over men that hold doors open for me

[Mack👑 @mpondelick]

@betsyjo30 😂😭 I’m more so missing my sweatshirts but thanks for your consideration

[Mack👑 @mpondelick]

& this year for Christmas I want my friends to mail me back all the clothes they’ve borrowed but never returned🎁

[Koe Wetzel @KoeWetzel]

Everybody got the same hours in a day. Go fuckin get it.

[Mack👑 @mpondelick]

You can’t fix stupid, but you can have fun with it