Property of David Orobosa Omoregie

Absolutely NO slander against Theodore T-bag Bagwell will be tolerated.

[Retha_ngp @retha_1_]

“I will call you at 21:30”
My blood at 21:31

[Khanya_Nolz1 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @Khanya_Nolz1]

Both. I want to overshare lies

[wes @wvw_wes]

devastado que esse tweet não foi meu

[Catty @CatWomaniya]

Win for both women.

[Pinero_Nana @Pinero_Nana]

Work related jokes will always finish me

[R.🧕🏿 @rofiatbukola_]

“If I ghost her she’ll miss me”

Oya nau.😂

[Marginal Influencer @pqpjotape]

O que aconteceu financeiramente em agosto não pode se repetir NUNCA MAIS

[mika @mikasagrada]

eu, ao lado de alguém que é 100% o meu tipo

[ki snow ❄️ @kiaraimanii_esq]

Would’ve worked on me, I fear!

[Lumi ⋆౨ৎ˚˖ @luminneaa]

ce tweet est tellement réel les hommes ont trop la belle vie y’a 1000 femmes intéressantes et bienveillantes alors que quand t’es une femme faut faire des recherches bac +5 pour trouver un homme qui t’humanise

[⋆. 𐙚 whattheelle꩜🇰🇪🇨🇩🇸🇩 @auntychellee]

"I like submissive women" and it's me you're telling???

[Manuella @puresoulnuella]

Meu sonho voltar a ser VICIADA em ler igual eu era na pandemia, passava dez horas por dia no meu mundinho lendo

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Shopping with my rich friends and accidentally let out a "damn" at the price tag

[Glamorizing Tech👩🏾‍💻💓 @princessxap]

People weren’t this weird…
Kids weren’t this slow…
Men did more than sit on apps all day…

[Lucas 🦇 @vlucasrocha]

ela criou uma trend que só ela consegue fazer

[rubies 💜 @ochanyaaa__]

For a poor person, I tend to tip people a lot 😭

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Interviewer: "So, if you hadn’t ended up with Barack Obama, you wouldn’t be the First Lady?"

Michelle Obama: “No. If Barack Obama hadn’t ended up with me, he wouldn’t be President.”

[Chaotic Yak|Rx @Ya_kso]

How it feels when you’re ready to start writing everything you crammed for the exam, but your invigilator is wasting time talking about the instructions. 😭

[Tanvi Vij @tanvivij92]

An ATM has never touched me inappropriately 💃🏼