Megan Owen

weirdest human navigating the strangest seas

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Nobody eats just 10 chips...nobody.

[E! News @enews]

The first rule of the #Oscars is don't STOP talking about Brad Pitt.

[Megan Owen @mpowen]

Would @taylorswift13 sticker a caboodle. The shit @sweetcaroline42 and I go into detail about 😂💜

[E! News @enews]

We didn't realize what was missing from the #Oscars today until we saw this video: red carpet mat talk.

[Megan Owen @mpowen]

Fox News Sunday reminds me of PaPa and I’m comforted by that 💕

[The World Of Funny @TheWorldOfFunny]

MY HEART ❤https://t.co/Dm3kEMJDoQ

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

The true breakfast of champions.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

This is how I live my life.

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

#TheManLyricVideo out tomorrow at Noon EST

[Megan Owen @mpowen]

Uhhh. A google commercial just fucked my world up.... all the tears

[Megan Owen @mpowen]

Mother / daughterdog running is not for the faint of heart 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Megan Owen @mpowen]

@sweetcaroline42 live texting during her first watch of Miss. Americana. Was hilarious and also like reading my own thoughts... #TaylorSwift

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

I had fun watching that movie. These two are awesome.

[Megan Owen @mpowen]

Well. Taylor swifts mom has a Great Dane. And this is how I knew I loved her.

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

I KNEW IT!

[Netflix @netflix]

Jerry from Cheer "mat talks" people arriving at work

[Megan Owen @mpowen]

Sent my doordash Taco Bell order in while I waited for my Uber last night..... thriving?

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

This should go down in history.