Matthew Pockrus

Writer, photographer, runner, art lover, architect. @utahjazz, @49ers, @timberwolves, ‘17 graduate @UVU, ‘22 graduate @minnesotamfa, Rep’d by @aevitascreative

[Matthew Pockrus @mppockrus]

I think about this every time I write a tweet

[Matthew Pockrus @mppockrus]

It’s a special kind of stupid delusion to be a part time podcaster/part time pizza reviewer accusing lifetime educators of “living in a fantasy world” and not being able to survive in the real world. I wouldn’t trust you to wipe your own ass without a map, you loud-mouthed moron.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I find the 2 most insufferable group of people on the planet are lifetime educators and lifetime politicians. Both live in a fantasy world that lacks common sense and would not survive a day in the real world

[Matthew Pockrus @mppockrus]

If the wizards are the #1 team in the east people gonna be saying “it’s a real shame about that tragedy that killed all 15 nba teams in the eastern conference, leaving only the Washington wizards”

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Trae Young:

“This is the most slept on I’ve been in my whole life… Imagine the Wizards as the No. 1 team in the East next year. What people gonna be saying?”

(via @thepivot, h/t @GregFinberg)

[Matthew Pockrus @mppockrus]

Saving this for every time someone I hate on an NBA team plays hero ball

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

The World Cup begins tomorrow, and many will watch the matches. Soccer reminds us of something we must not forget: life is not a race to show off on our own, but a path we learn to walk together. Anyone who does not know how to pass the ball, even if they have talent, has not yet understood the game. Anyone who does not know how to live with and for others has not yet understood life. #ApostolicJourney

[Matthew Pockrus @mppockrus]

@ghraim @iwasmmueller88 If your problem with stadium aesthetics stems from seat color you’re not worth listening to

[Matthew Pockrus @mppockrus]

@ghraim @iwasmmueller88 What on earth does that have to do with stadiums

[Matthew Pockrus @mppockrus]

This may be the dumbest hill a person has ever died on.

[eilidh @telephonehigh]

phone-free concerts are classist as fuck and i’ll die on that hill

[Matthew Pockrus @mppockrus]

@KnicksBeast He’s not though. You can actually say he’s a really good player without saying some nonsense about him being the best player in the NBA that’s okay

[Matthew Pockrus @mppockrus]

@DrDoctavious Charlotte and NOLA the real 82-0 killers

[Matthew Pockrus @mppockrus]

I’ve probably been partially radicalized by hockey but committing an obvious hard foul without the intent to actually injure someone shouldn’t be that big of a deal. Imo an obvious hard foul is a way more legitimate basketball move than a flop.

[dean @DeanIsReal_]

Deadass caught him on camera telling his teammates to commit hard fouls at the end of a blowout LMAO he’s actually a scumbag psychopath

[Matthew Pockrus @mppockrus]

Legit the hardest I’ve laughed in a very long time

[Pharaoh Height 🦉 @PharaohHeight]

@DuncanSmithNBA Bang

[Matthew Pockrus @mppockrus]

@ThunderHusky17 You’re making this shit up literally no one has a problem with SGA playing this kind of basketball gtfoh

[Matthew Pockrus @mppockrus]

@alecmets2011 @bikelakecity @ToddLlewellyn So you just arbitrarily draw lines in the sand in regards to the law based on how you feel or?

[Matthew Pockrus @mppockrus]

@alecmets2011 @bikelakecity @ToddLlewellyn Parking on a public sidewalk is also a crime btw

[Matthew Pockrus @mppockrus]

@TochukwuAchebe It was a no at Ace and then it was a hell naw at Ace, Kessler and then you threw that nonsense in there about two first round picks and now I just gotta know if this is some poorly conceived joke or if its actually possible to be this delusional

[Matthew Pockrus @mppockrus]

@Carsobi I don’t think there is a Chet trade right now. Gonna be hard to find a team that thinks Chet is worth his max, let alone is willing to give anything up for him. More likely they’d be expecting Chet to come packaged with assets.

[Matthew Pockrus @mppockrus]

@TheAmiNereVar @saltuncensored I hate to be the one to break it to you but you might not be as smart as you think you are

[Matthew Pockrus @mppockrus]

@TheAmiNereVar Source: am architect in Salt Lake City I deal with this shit on literally a daily basis. Truck owner here is 100% in the wrong. Also this, straight from SLC’s municipal code.

[Matthew Pockrus @mppockrus]

@TheAmiNereVar This depends entirely on Jurisdiction but in most cases (including 95% of cases in salt lake where this is) the Public ROW (which includes the sidewalk) is not a part of your property. You do not own the land or what is under them.

[Matthew Pockrus @mppockrus]

@_Braizen If you watched the other 6 games it’s clearly not

[Matthew Pockrus @mppockrus]

@ToddLlewellyn Looks like professional plumbing repair tips to me