Michael Pollock

Former journo, now in comms. Carlton tragic who can find a Simpsons quote for any situation. Mostly tweets footy. My views.

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

Here are the top 5 times:

1. 7:32pm (indisputably the best time)
2. 2:44pm (has its critics but an all-round excellent time)
3. 9:51pm (not too early, not too late)
4. 3:07am (chances of being required to attend a meeting at 3:07am? Low)
5. 11:38am (the connoisseur's lunch time)

[The Chaser @chaser]

Jesus struggling to rise again due to rubble and debris
https://t.co/zybkjJ1CR4

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

this is how your email finds me

[Insane Reality Leaks @InsaneReality]

One of the most dangerous mammal of the ocean: 0

A random Scottish man in the ocean: 1

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Happy Four Seasons Landscaping Day, to those who celebrate.

[Michael Pollock @mppollock1]

@TerribleMaps @JordanHOliver

[Michael Pollock @mppollock1]

@WillSchofield Carlton supporter here. Hate Collingwood, not the biggest Maynard fan either.

Tonight’s verdict was the right outcome.

It’s not that hard mate….

[Michael Pollock @mppollock1]

@insultsrare @JordanHOliver

[Swamp @sirswampthing]

Lance Franklin calls time
The only V/@AFL player to kick...
.. 500+ goals inside Victoria and 500+ goals outside Victoria
.. 300+ goals in two states (VIC & NSW)
.. 100+ goals in three states (TAS)
.. 5+ goals in a game vs 18 different clubs

@sydneyswans @HawthornFC

[Simpsons Quotes @QuotesSimpsons1]

Sorry, sorry. No dumping in the lake.

Fine. I will put my yard trimmings in a car compactor.

Chief, I think there was a dead body in there.

I thought that too, until he said "yard trimmings." You gotta learn to listen, Lou.

#TheSimpsons

[Michael Pollock @mppollock1]

@QuotesSimpsons1 @JordanHOliver

[Michael Pollock @mppollock1]

@shammersley1 Ballarat to Melton is absolute luck of the draw stuff.

[Michael Pollock @mppollock1]

@WhatWeWitnessed @JordanHOliver

[Michael Pollock @mppollock1]

@TerribleMaps @JordanHOliver

[Michael Pollock @mppollock1]

@stevanzetti @JordanHOliver

[Michael Pollock @mppollock1]

@fesshole @JordanHOliver

[Michael Pollock @mppollock1]

@JordanHOliver @ThatsSoVillage @dickosmailbag Absolute tears. Just snorted in the middle of the office 😂😂

[Michael Pollock @mppollock1]

@billshortenmp @JordanHOliver robo-justice 😂😂😂