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standing for world ☮️ (piss)

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god i wish i was british 🇬🇧 or a fox

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@J01040512549 you’re so pretty please don’t drink piss

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if i were #spiderman i would fuck the holes for light bulbs in my ceiling

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when I was staying at a psych ward in new york, they implanted a chip in my brain as an experiment. it was supposed to suppress heart murmurs, but the doctors messed something up, and now i can hear the rustling of bugs inside the walls. not exactly pleasant would not recommend

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... i stopped hoping for eternity, i stopped hoping altogether... inside me, there is winter and infinity, but i am so sorry that it isn't about the winter

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cattle know no mercy, just like me

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a bowl of rice for breakfast, a bowl of rice for dinner, and a carp for lunch????
that’s how a chinese boy grows up

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guys new #landoscar pick up line

‘are you hitler's nightmare?’
‘ummm no..?’
‘then why did I dream about you?’ 🤤

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but!!!! if a person has heterochromia AND gay they’re def bi if i was like this it’d be hilarious

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if a pirate with one eye is gay when he is double homo???? likeee he has 1 eye which is homo + literally homo(sexual)
and if i have 2 eyes and bi that means im hetero + bi which makes me???? bi ig
so does it mean that gay ppl with two eyes are bi???? hetero + homo = 1/2 = bi

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going to record brazilian folk music about my mental problems. stay tuned

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me drinking max piss

[nini @SCUDERIAFEMBOY]

look at what theyre doing with the monza trophy dude 😭

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my new fav toilet paper ❤️

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wiping my cunt with kant’s work

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babies bathing in their piss in a womb might explain why piss kink exists.

[Oscar Piastri @OscarPiastri]

I understand that, without my agreement, Alpine F1 have put out a press release late this afternoon that I am driving for them next year. This is wrong and I have not signed a contract with Alpine for 2023. I will not be driving for Alpine next year.