Martin Provan🇺🇦 #CFC 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Scotsman retired & living in Malaysia. Proud Father of two, Grandfather of four. Strong supporter of Ukraine. interested in GeoPolitics, Chelsea FC & Finance

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@StockMKTNewz More emphasis on bright lights, blower fans and flying bugs please

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@TimurNegru Water injected during the manufacturing process. For excess water, personally, I’m a big fan of US chlorinated chicken

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@PicturesFoIder The one on the left is a nun. The one on the right a pole dancer ?

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@PicturesFoIder They still look identical but for the freckles

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@ArmchairAdml I await daily shadow fleet helicopter raids until Russia stops tankers sailing through UK territorial waters, or just outside these limits. Not just before a by-election. Thank You.

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@Lottiejonesxo You sat on my lap Lottie xx

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@FT It’s always job losses in the name of cost cutting. Dig deep BBC. Less taxis, less chauffeur driven cars. Less outside broadcasts. Less millionaire presenter salaries. Cost save there and let working people keep their jobs.

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@WONGthink Use £892m to track them down and prosecute every one of them. Result shamed EU students and £1m profit. Second phase full financial recovery plus fines. Result £892m plus in profits. Pursue them to bankruptcy. It’s Monday morning I’m pi**ed off.

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@jim8oy66 The Royal Family are loved by me snd many other Royslists, and when did being white start being prefixed by the word “terribly” ? I look forward to the BBC losing the license fee. I will not be “terribly” sad.

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@AltRightEspan I’d pay an extra €10 Euros if he cut his thumb in the process. Blood orange indeed !

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@Lottiejonesxo @scarlet_smithxx You have a better body Lottie. Just need sunglasses to reflect her look. But not in the lenses. We await your sunglasses image. Thank You !

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@largacty3 Most minds cannot comprehend cheese and raw onion. Imagine aliens land on Earth and are presented with a cheese and onion roll as representative of British fare. Good Grief !

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@KhanSaba1278 Add decking and cover it to make a lovely sun deck. Add planters, table, chairs, umbrella. Perfect

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@Artemisfornow Flags seem to antagonise authorities. That’s National flags of nations flown with pride for years before

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@DrRebeccaTidy I think this is the new English Tourist Board advert. Illegal immigrants landing at Dover came second in a popular vote

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@ThomasSowell Trillionaire envy ??

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@thealepalombo Owned a villa and pool in the South of France for 16 years. Planned to retire there, but sold, as secondary school was to be built. It’s not the purchase, it’s selling and repatriating Euros to UK that’s the difficulty

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@MDMorrison82 You may return with them to Glasgow. Finding yourself continuing to drink at 0800hr but not really sure why !

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@scarlet_smithxx Lost at sea I think
What’s in it for me he asked ?
Sand she replied

[Mike Morrison @MDMorrison82]

In the dead of night the Scots arrived at the Airbnb across the street. Decked out and playing the pipes at 6:30 am. So it begins…