Michael Stevenson

Life’s a Party | GVSU Alum

[Michael Stevenson @mpstevenson1]

All this talk about “Big Dick Energy” and “Small Dick Energy” why don’t we stop and consider the possibilities of Renewable Dick Energy

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

There has never been a more perfect metaphor.
He didn’t drain the swamp, he literally installed one.

[db @DBillius]

“this mlb season has been so fun!” the detroit tigers subplot:

[Michael Stevenson @mpstevenson1]

@HamoudysBooty

[Longsofa @longsofa_]

marathon season 2

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

i’m just gonna say it: some of yall aren’t qualified for self checkout. if you don’t have an internal sense of urgency and fine motor skills, leave it to the professionals cause the rest of us are trying to keep it pushin

[Ashley🌻☁️ @ashbash15024]

Go Tigers #dnmw

[Michael Stevenson @mpstevenson1]

@HamoudysBooty

[Michael Stevenson @mpstevenson1]

@HamoudysBooty

[Hamoudy☂️ @HamoudysBooty]

HOW HOW HOW IS THAT NOT UMP INTERFERENCE

[paul rudd @philsadelphia]

how it feels to not be a chatgpt user

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

Roasts in 2026: You're so short, you'd fit in a kids jersey!

Anthony Jeselnik to Trump in 2011:

[Michael Stevenson @mpstevenson1]

@bazardoisking @TalkinBaseball_ The league is just trying to make an example out of this. Why else would Hinch get a one game suspension too? Framber could appeal and probably get his suspension cut in half. 6 games for this is insane

[Michael Stevenson @mpstevenson1]

@bazardoisking @TalkinBaseball_ Not saying it was smart. Just saying there’s a long history of pitchers doing this and not getting suspended. Gerrit Cole did it to a prospect in triple a this week and nobody batted an eyelash

[Michael Stevenson @mpstevenson1]

@bazardoisking @TalkinBaseball_ Batters get hit for stealing signs. It’s as old as the game itself

[Eric Hosmer @TheRealHoz35]

Valdez found out what was going on but a couple innings too late and I’m sure was PISSED about it! Story got one in between the numbers because of it, I just had to break this down for Cheah couple days ago‼️

[Michael Stevenson @mpstevenson1]

@RedSoxEnjoyer24 @Bloosper @ScoringRuns @TalkinBaseball_ Batters have gotten hit for relaying pitches as long as baseball has been a sport.

[Eric Hosmer @TheRealHoz35]

Valdez found out what was going on but a couple innings too late and I’m sure was PISSED about it! Story got one in between the numbers because of it, I just had to break this down for Cheah couple days ago‼️

[Michael Stevenson @mpstevenson1]

@bazardoisking @TalkinBaseball_ Story was relaying pitch signs. It was completely warranted