Melissa Pulido

[Melissa Pulido @mpulido83]

A gr8 ar*is* can come from any..where can I cook?

[Melissa Pulido @mpulido83]

Food al*ays comes *hose who love *o cook. Never *rus* a skinny chef

[Melissa Pulido @mpulido83]

Ask his kids why they refuse to see him, instead of blaming the only responsible parent they have. Y'all should have deported him, but since you didn't enforce the child support and stfu. My life and freedom, isn't for sale.

[Melissa Pulido @mpulido83]

The best birth control is the current dating pool. 🤭

[Melissa Pulido @mpulido83]

@episodesent It's really something when relatives that have no talent keep trying to compete with the only prodigy in the family, like why force me to humble you?

[Melissa Pulido @mpulido83]

@Fox stop pretending you remembered anything from the constitution, No you didn't You were too busy covering "Covid" asking if congress folks should have term limits,and gossiping remember? You're the joke of journalism that's why nobody takes y'all seriously. 🤭 #bunchofidiots

[Melissa Pulido @mpulido83]

You can't just hack someone and think I'll just force her into marriage, There'a witnesses, poluce reports case numbers, tf is you talking about? I'm happily DIVORCED 8 YEARS STRONG. 😎✌️Stay mad.

[Melissa Pulido @mpulido83]

American education system you're not all fails, I remembered what I was taught. Maybe take it back to the 80's for education??

[Melissa Pulido @mpulido83]

Fun fact I do not know how to read music in spanish, keys are named differently in spanish "Re Mayor" is D major, I had to google that. I learned how to read music in English. Do re mi fa so la ti do, those are all keys in Spanish, like C natural, B flat etc. Nice teal guitar 😉

[Melissa Pulido @mpulido83]

@wickdchiq He's not wrong. 🤷🏻‍♀️ The issue is distinguishing between the terrorists from just peaceful Muslims. That's where folks get all befuddled.

[Melissa Pulido @mpulido83]

The unraveling of a psychopath...I hope Tesla calls me back, I think I need to be around smart people.

[Melissa Pulido @mpulido83]

Mi abuelo Roberto le gustaba pescado frito con tortillas de maiz y los tamales de hoja de platano. Y como mi abuela siempre hacia de comer no se cual era su platillo favorito. 🥰

[Melissa Pulido @mpulido83]

No, don't change the date now your just stealing from my son and what he wrote in 2021 that's when we stayed and the Pagoda Inn on Broadway in LA and our stuff was tampered with. Don't lie douche bag, I still have the notes.

[Melissa Pulido @mpulido83]

They started it and now they're mad at me. Lol

[Melissa Pulido @mpulido83]

Instagram bots and trolls love to instigate until their feelings get hurt. 🤷🏻‍♀️ idc

[Melissa Pulido @mpulido83]

@Instagram why you mad tho Snowflake? 🤭🤣🤣🤣 Either grow a set or stay mad idc, Lmao. Why are ugly dudes so thirsty?

[Melissa Pulido @mpulido83]

Hoy que es dia de muertos feliciten a sus ex y que ya no le tienen que hacer de tragar al mal agradecido. 🤭 🤣🤣🤣 #humornegro #pagalamanutencion y callate ya ridiculo.

[Melissa Pulido @mpulido83]

I can write up a purchase contract agreement for my screenplay Wakanda Forever: The Legacy, certain intellectual property included. If you're interested.

[Melissa Pulido @mpulido83]

Still haven't received my book sales for this. @Amazon

[Melissa Pulido @mpulido83]

Hurry up and win Rangers cuz i'm sleepy and its a school night. 😁