Mike Woodruff

[Neal Stephenson @nealstephenson]

I am being impersonated by a person or a clanker using the email address contactnealstephenson (at) gmail (dot) com. They are sending out emails consisting of AI slop.

[Mike Woodruff @mpwoodruff]

The great thing about @pushkinpods is just when you think you don't have time to finish an episode, you actually do! They are conveniently about 30% ads, giving you plenty of time once skipped.

[Mike Woodruff @mpwoodruff]

@Metallica Best post- St. Anger album, IMO.

[Arnold Schwarzenegger @Schwarzenegger]

Remember, there are more good human beings than monsters in this world.

Never let social media - or any media - convince you otherwise just because they give the worst of us the most attention.

They make more profit when we see each other as the enemy. Don’t let them win.

[Senator Rand Paul @SenRandPaul]

Rule by one person is contrary to everything our country was founded upon. In fact, the Founders were so mortified about the taxation power that the Constitution grants that power to the people’s representatives in Congress.
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[А. Z. Fоrеmаn: Seriouѕ Рhіlоlоgy, Ѕіlly Веhаvіоr @azforeman]

This reply is even more badass if you hear it in your head in Arnold’s accent

[Nothing Near Post @Niner_m]

Alright. Due to my journalistic duty, I feel as if I need to comment on the Pat March ejection....(a thread)

First off, the ref's missed this one badly. I believe this is the single side officials call (who you see in the clip - #62). Bad look for the the 🦓

[Mike Woodruff @mpwoodruff]

@paulcarcaterra I'm not sure you're a zone buster if you're man-up 😂. GO CUSE

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Retweet if you see it

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Accurate?

[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

A Brief History of Things Were Better 50 Years Ago

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[QOTSA @qotsa]

In Times New Roman... Out now.
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[Podioslave @Podioslave]

Happy @qotsa day to all who celebrate

[Haudenosaunee Nationals Lacrosse @HAU_Nationals]

World renowned for his craft and the gifts he has given to Nations far and wide, but to those who knew him and had the pleasure of his company, he was simply a great man.

Until we meet again, Alf 💜

[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

On Nostalgia
1927

[Mike Woodruff @mpwoodruff]

Meg White you are one of the greats.

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[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Pizza in America

[Mike Woodruff @mpwoodruff]

I'm so sorry @JeremyClarkson

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[Mike Woodruff @mpwoodruff]

This is great! Thanks @Schwarzenegger
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[Frank Sloan @FrankaMedic]

Doing CrossFit at nearly 400lbs really sucks.

Sharing it on Twitter, even more so.

But if I face my reality, share it, and put in the reps, I won't be 400lbs. And someone else may be inspired to start their journey.

I'm killing obesity before it kills me.