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@wscottyyy Pooping on ur pillow tn

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Adding the person who just threw up in the bdubs bathroom to my KMS note

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Jesus Christ

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Poop eye gate

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Just logged my first eagle on eBird today. Good shit

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#daddyissues

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There’s something about a grown man who’s unable to control his emotions that brings me back to being an angry 10 year old girl

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Bf just confused Nirvana with Nickelback. Should I leave

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All these flock cameras gonna catch is me picking my nose and hitting the vape

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Freshman year financial math coming in CLUTCH rn

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Does anyone Else want to make a big life decision for me or

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Belting Adele in me car like this ain’t the happiest I’ve ever been with a man

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Wish I didn’t feel like. This

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Identifying his Lego mini figures for him cuz he’s colorblind 🥰

[maggie @mqggei]

Dude just referred to his phone as “my texting Maggie machine” YUP

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Donald J Trump passed away this morning in his Reynoldsburg, Ohio apartment. He was 26 years old.

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Americans are so

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IPA stands for Infused Piss Ass

[maggie @mqggei]

4 men just showed up at my front door and sang me a love song

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I wish I lived in a walkable city and I wish beverages were $1 and I wish my parents weren't so angry all the time