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[Variety @Variety]

ESPN's Six Part 'Saban' Gives Fans Hours of Unseen Footage of Famous Football Coach in Action https://t.co/Wh1vz3P9Hq

[Wyatt @SatoshiCryptic]

However much you think 5 gallons of medium grade paint at Sherwin Williams cost, you are wrong.

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

PCA REACHES THE 30/30 MARK IN WALK-OFF FASHION.

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

Remember to treat your body like a data center.

Consume as much literature and water as possible.

[Archie McKenzie @archiemckenzie_]

“we sandboxed the agent”

meanwhile the agent:

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

THE CHICAGO CUBS HAVE SWEPT THE DODGERS! 🐻

[Sarah 📸 @swrightCO]

grocery shopping in colorado is hilarious because every chip bag looks like it’s about to explode

[Durbocle @mqrlow]

@SenAdamSchiff Did you take this photo with a russet baking potato

[Dubois @CFC_Dubois]

Watching this final after the England v France game we had yesterday

[Durbocle @mqrlow]

@barstoolsports @Nerd4Cities

[Roman Khan @RomanEcom]

Such an iconic company.

It’s insane how they keep releasing bangers

[Riley @Ri_S_OB]

The World Cup games that happen on a weekday while you're at work

[BearsShowYo @BearsShowYo]

The Premier League club that I will be supporting this year is Manchester City.

Haaland FC let’s work.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In Alabama a man said "Roll Tide" to me as a greeting.

Later that same day, the same man said "Roll Tide" as a goodbye.

I asked a woman at the store what it means.

She said, "Roll Tide."

I asked what it means.

She said, "It means Roll Tide, sugar."

So I began collecting evidence. I kept a list. I am not embarrassed about the list.

I have now heard "Roll Tide" used as: hello. Goodbye. Thank you. I am sorry. Congratulations. That is unfortunate. I agree. I disagree. And once, in a hardware store, as a complete set of instructions for installing a ceiling fan.

I heard it said at a funeral.

It was appropriate. It was the most appropriate thing anyone said that day.

I began using it. Carefully at first, the way a man handles a borrowed sword.

I said it to a cashier. She said it back.

I said it to a police officer who had stopped me for a broken taillight.

He looked at me for a long moment. He looked at my face. He looked at my taillight.

Then he said it back, and nodded once, and did not write the ticket.

I wish to be extremely clear that I am not claiming those two events are related.

I am also not claiming they are unrelated.

A man at a gas station heard my accent and asked where I was from. I told him Japan.

He said, "Roll Tide."

He meant welcome. I knew he meant welcome. There was no ambiguity at all.

I have been in Alabama eleven days.

I have one word.

It has been enough for everything.

I have started saying it in other states.

It does not work in other states.

I said it in a warehouse store in Oregon. One man turned around.

He was from Alabama. He said it back. We did not speak after that. We did not have to.

I say it anyway.

[Brandon Walker @BFW]

College football starts in seven weeks.

[Boppa 🧟‍♂️ @ihatebbls]

That shit cool and all but ain’t a soul on Belgium meeting Derrick Henry in the A gap in the middle of december

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Please do not question the integrity of FIFA officiating thank you

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

.@realDonaldTrump FIFA is enriching uranium and is now two weeks away from obtaining a nuclear weapon

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Not to get political but whats the point of winning a fifa peace prize if u cant throw ur weight around on a bullshit suspension

[RZ @rxlfpacked]

Pep influence outside of football is insane