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Gym and crop tops

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@justforlique That sucks and I’m sorry to hear that

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My skin is crawling looking at this. I cannot stress how much I despise carpet

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Thinking about conversation corners

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@strawxbunny Sweet Jesus, did you have to go to an urgent care?

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overlap

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@sayitsantonia How hard did you tap the screen when you hit send? It’s like slamming the b button when trying to catch a Pokémon.

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@smile_kun422 Boy howdy , I can hear him scream monkey

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@ligmathong @MaceAhWindu This has had me laughing for a solid minute. Fuck Michael

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@artictucantwo @kitano_fehn The only correct answer

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I already fucking hate feet, but I especially hate hate feet in anime/manga. They always draw them like skinny monkey fingers. They’re so long and overly articulate…ew

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@sapphirezDESIRE It’s for the weakest variety of person

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@venom0804 @emopunkgrrrl Underrated tweet this is hilarious

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@LilBlackTia_ I think there’s a lot of nuance that this person who made this dumb tweet either didn’t know or couldn’t fit in the tweet. But yeah, adult friendships are weird and you definitely have to just catch up sometimes.

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@cartographer_s This an architectural folly?

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@immortaeis This looks spooky. This on steam ?

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@bbwliyah1 Oh! That would be pretty cool! On your thigh?

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@luminaryorb You succeeded, that’s what ya did

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@shizuku_lobelia And Followed