Damon Smith

Husband, Father, IT Professional

[Damon Smith @mr2lazy]

@AlfieJCarter I commented skills last time you posted this.

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@AlfieJCarter Agents

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@owenjonesjourno I stopped giving a solitary fuck about this dude's well being the minute he left the house with a knife.

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@Eng_china5 Meanwhile we can’t fill in a pothole.

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@Mishi_2210 22 you dumb fuxks

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@RestIsFootball @GaryLineker Stick to football you lefty prick.

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@NotFarLeftAtAll I’d ask to state her case and tie her up for the rest of the campaign.

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@Andypublicuk @RTCORGUK The only thing he’d ever chase was a fucking ambulance.

[Damon Smith @mr2lazy]

In the space of 18 months I struggle to drive at night and my iPhone font size is at max.
I’m gonna need tips from @chrismccausland at this rate.

[Damon Smith @mr2lazy]

@ellabosslady_ Your shit.

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@Matt_Pinner Minecraft

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@Tesco 40p for a bag is a fucking piss take.

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@BladeoftheS We’ve already paid 25% on top of directors wages you fucking mug.
If you’re gonna shout all over X about anything at least get you shit in order.
You’re a leftie prick and deep down you know it. And if you don’t you’re even more fucked than I thought.

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@Sonos for fucks sake. I’ve spent 8 grand on this shit and it just doesn’t work. Fuck you.

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@sainsburys Open some fucking tills. #Stourbridge

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@iranhr I C

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@fesshole Kill both the dogs. Give them chocolate and onions and grapes .

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@TiborOrosz5 @elonmusk @grok Kebatu was tried in a magistrates court. Where the maximum sentence available to the magistrate is 12 months. You could argue that he should’ve been sent to a Crown Court (a higher court in the UK) where a longer sentence could have been passed.

[Damon Smith @mr2lazy]

@dudleymbc Yet more three way lights at the top of Vicarage Rd. Fourth time in a year. It’s almost as if you lot are incompetent.

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@dudleymbc How many times does the gas main need fixing?!? Absolute shit show. Again.