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that ritter sport butter biscuit chocolate bar got me SQUIRTING !!!!!!!!!!!

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oh my fucking god bruh

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MY ARMS FINALLY HAVE THE SAME AMOUNT OF MUSCLE ^_^

[shhhhhhhhhhhh @sharkpanty]

the two genders are actually

-wants to make dinner and be rewarded with sex

-wants to have sex and be rewarded with dinner

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might end up becoming one of them "mullet + baseball cap" kinda queers

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the amount of times ive had a long conversation with someone from school, been asked for an instagram account, and then never seen or heard from them again needs to be studied

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trying to sleep without a distraction is so exhausting because i'll close my eyes and then my brain immediately starts hitting me with shit like "you will never know love for the rest of your life and you will die in 70 years"

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all of the rotc guys at my school either look like serial killers or bottoms

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i'm gonna be such a great parent.

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it's a good day to romanticize cannibalism

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

He was a they. She was a them

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bitches wearing cargo shorts fuck better you GOTTA trust me

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walked past a girl on campus wearing a "bitches with tattoos fuck better" crop top who had no visible tattoos. this should be studied

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getting weirdly melancholic thinking about how catastrophically sick i was mentally not even a year ago

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got called "babygirl" in public today and it definitely made me feel Something

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i think if randy orton did this to me i would. nvm

[WWE @WWE]

DADDY HAS SPOKEN. 🐍

@RandyOrton promises to re-introduce @WWERomanReigns to the three most DANGEROUS letters in all of WWE...

Any guesses what they are? 😏

#SmackDown

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being nonbinary is wanting more muscle mass AND thicker thighs AND turn into a dog but not being able to achieve any of that

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almost bought this shirt before realizing I might get clocked as a gore pervert