Soala

Lawyer. Founder, News Guy?

[Soala @Mr_Abam_]

What a year it’s been…

[Primroze @PrimrozeTV]

I photographed a wedding for the first time today and yelled at a lady who had her stroller in the middle of the aisle. She replied: "The bride and groom will just have to walk somewhere else. The baby is sleeping." I told her I'd put her baby in the corner if she didn't move it

[Kieran @kieranLDR]

mama that’s hitler

[Wolf of NGX @ngx_wolf]

You don't want to join me to analyze Zenith's financials?

[Nigerian Stocks on Bamboo @ngnstx]

OPay secures approval for NGX secondary listing after NYSE debut - Nairametrics.

[𝔻𝕖𝕫✨🇵🇸 @GirlWhHrLkTs]

The Shuffle CEO watching Jack Doherty’s dumbass ACTUALLY write his signature on the contract:

[mehhhh @noelmugged]

Season 7 of the flash cw is an absolute disgrace 😭

[Rosky. @roskytimoteus__]

Me next 🥺

[인경 @tofuteria]

아시발 솔개사건때문에 꽉 쥐고계신거 ㅈㄴ웃겨

[Virgin Boy🧃 @demolaisavirgin]

thanks for checking up on me and billing me 2 minutes after, words can't express how i feel

[BayBay💮 @TheFifiBays]

Nobody talks about the part where you have to keep believing in yourself while nothing is working yet.

[maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate]

OP learned their lesson after last time

[SHAYO @shyoszn]

I hope Noah block yo ass.

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Dear friends, during some recent medical examinations, the doctors found a small, localized nodule in my lung. It was detected at a very early stage and is well-localized. The doctors believe that it is best to intervene, so, following their advice, I have decided to undergo surgery to remove it. The operation is already scheduled to take place in the coming days. I thank you for your spiritual closeness and entrust myself to your prayers.

[francis @gorgeousbrains]

that dumb mf waking up to a “don’t bother coming in to work” text tomorrow morning

[Onepeg @Onepeg]

This dude reached out to Jack Doherty for a sponsorship that Doherty signed.

Doherty didn’t realize that the contract he signed stipulated he was not allowed to post ANYTHING ON THE INTERNET AT ALL for 6 MONTHS.

They’re enforcing the contract 🤣

[Comrade Cat ⚔️🔮🛸🇵🇸 @CatJova]

Omg she’s literally this

[ThatPortharcourtBoy aka Uncle Lyne @ThatPHCBoy]

if you are head of marketing at @Providusunity you need to restrain your email marketing team. 7 emails in one day is ridiculous, you are clogging our mail boxes and you clearly do not care about your domain reputation. the only reason why i have not unsubscribed is because i don't want to miss important updates but trust me, i am this/close

[Tim @trouble_man90]

Sometimes his mask slips; he genuinely can’t believe how stupid they are 😂😂

[Ewgi @Ssaasquatch]

The “platter” i just saw in my TL being sold for N200k. Sigh

Nigerians will slap a premium price on a painfully mediocre product and expect the price tag to create the value.