Arsey Mrs

I'm an arse, I talk crap. Seriously, what did you expect?

[Arsey Mrs @mr_arse]

@Biggreenbooks @BabsVk Oh yes please!

[Arsey Mrs @mr_arse]

@ForestryEngland Walking this hooligan through #ForForests is our mental retreat. ❤️

[Arsey Mrs @mr_arse]

celebrating with a cup of tea & a biscuit. #verybritish

[Arsey Mrs @mr_arse]

@artfulbooks I’ve proper chortled at that 🤣

[Arsey Mrs @mr_arse]

@fesshole yep, depends on who’s sending it though.

[Little Green Space 🦋 @LGSpace]

We're losing our wildlife. Frogs, butterflies, bumblebees, hedgehogs, moths, bats, insects, birds, toads are all struggling. But with 16 million UK gardens, if more of us garden in a nature-friendly way, the impact could be huge! It's easy. And nature is good for us. Who's in?

[Arsey Mrs @mr_arse]

@fesshole you don’t now!

[Sir 2Tone 🎶 (with a dash of Wolfie) @2Tone4Real]

Scar tattoos ... a thread /1

[Jane 🌱💙🇺🇦💚 @localnotail]

My Mum has just sent me this from a friend in Germany and it's messing with my head 🙃

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I miss the first lockdown. These new tiers are crap. Bring back total lockdown. It was bliss. Quiet walks. No traffic. Clean air. No soap operas on TV. The whole world was letting the planet breathe. Why are we so eager to get back to the excruciating old days?

[Arsey Mrs @mr_arse]

@CamJSelf @typejunky jesus is that still there??

[Arsey Mrs @mr_arse]

@James_Fleet Get well soon safe at home and don’t put your back out trying to compensate for not using stomach muscles to sit up.
Roll off the bed. Then stand up from there to go to the loo 😆

[Arsey Mrs @mr_arse]

@RobbieCave1 Good to hear you’re negative.
I’m getting bored of it all now. It’s getting to that time of month Zoe will send me for another one....
Tat ain’t it 😞

[Arsey Mrs @mr_arse]

@James_Fleet An emergency one is much better than a ‘grumbler’ I had a grumbler for 3 years before it was removed. An absolute nightmare.
Get well soon pickle and snore loudly whilst on ward. Always makes many friends 😉🤣

[Prof Alice Roberts💙 @theAliceRoberts]

1820 people died today.
And those deaths are a completely predictable outcome of a disastrous strategy: a path that was deliberately chosen by politicians who have repeatedly chosen to ignore sound scientific advice.
It is desperately sad.
And we should all be angry.

[ChaddyBlue @tseal65]

I'm in the Oldham area of Greater Manchester

[ChaddyBlue @tseal65]

Lost my job today. I've been in warehousing all my working life. 19 years managerial experience with a track record for coaching, training and mentoring people to gain first time promotion.
I'm now willing to just be an operative as I just want to work. Any RT appreciated.