Joey

It was an accident

[Tony P. @Tbone7219]

The world sure could use some John Candy right about now.

[Joey @Mr_Broey]

Insomnia be woke af

[Joey @Mr_Broey]

@paigewinnigham @sarahlynzz Her dads a cop

[Joey @Mr_Broey]

When you get a new box of tissues and try to pull the first one out but like 20 come out

[fredesque @FredTaming]

being the only one that can prevent forest fires is why i have anxiety

[Joey @Mr_Broey]

@wokeSTEMteacher My 7th year of college

[Forward March @RunOldMan]

Sometimes you meet someone who you click with right away, usually you’re both on the same meds.

[Joey @Mr_Broey]

No, I’m not hungry. Yes, I would like a bite

[Joey @Mr_Broey]

Bad decisions make good stories

[Joey @Mr_Broey]

I have a 4.9 Uber rating, who’s driving who?

[Joey @Mr_Broey]

Sometimes I feel like I’m just one mood swing away from getting my own padded room and a hug yourself jacket

[Joey @Mr_Broey]

Mike Tyson walking his tiger

[Joey @Mr_Broey]

Not getting as drunk as I normally do... but DEFINITELY drinking more

[Mr Sarcastic @raymondh3h3]

Anybody else having allergies and freaking the fuck out

[Joey @Mr_Broey]

@markhoppus @BicksLighter

[Joey @Mr_Broey]

China: “Confirmed cases over here are lowering”

*bites into bat wing*

[Joey @Mr_Broey]

“Shelter in Place”

Me:

[Joey @Mr_Broey]

When I take over the jukebox at the bar

[Joey @Mr_Broey]

@ColbyLeonard14 Best diet plan I can think of

[Joey @Mr_Broey]

Fake sneezed in class today and got everyone’s blessing