Mr. Burlo

Baseball fundamentalist. Former Red Deer Rigger. 3rd person talker. Scored 4 TDs in one game. Calling out mediocrity in all walks of life since 1985 #Frustrator

[Mr. Burlo @mr_burlo]

@Super70sSports The only man that would ever have a chance beating Trump

[Mr. Burlo @mr_burlo]

@joe_halsall @tim_micallef @RexChapman Who’s Don Cherry?

[Mr. Burlo @mr_burlo]

@TheoFleury14 When you realize that clicking unfollow doesn’t remove your headshot / concussion / punch drunk narrative from my Twitter feed. Question Theo - how tf do I actually depopulate this conspiracy, punch drunk, gobbledygook, from showing up in my feed? Asking for a friend.

[Krabs 🦀💵 @krabs_bookit]

This won’t get enough attention today because it’s baseball and the meaningless Athletics but Stephen Vogt going yard in his last game before retiring is magical 🪄

His kids even announced his name as he walked up to the plate 🥲

[Mr. Burlo @mr_burlo]

Can we all rally to make July 8th a National Holiday called “Fuck You Rogers” Day? #internetdown #Canada #RogersOutage #Rogers

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*ahem* @DramaFmba

[Mr. Burlo @mr_burlo]

Roses are red, violets are blue
A few pointed words, and one big FUCK YOU.🖕🏻

To a scum we all know, who brings zero to table
yet always pretends to be willing and able

With poo for an arm, and the same for his throat, who couldn’t hit water if he fell from a boat

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[Mr. Burlo @mr_burlo]

Before you start whining about waivers, whatever, maybe consider getting your shit together

Don’t bother with sorry or try to save face
Just take your stench elsewhere, you fucking disgrace

What you and your club truly portray
Is a boil on the ass of the FMBA

@FMBA_YYC

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[Mr. Burlo @mr_burlo]

@CgyCardinals @arenyyc Standing back, and standing by.

[Mr. Burlo @mr_burlo]

@CanadiansFMBA @CgyPack I think it’s time for the @FMBA_YYC to start taking the @CanadiansFMBA seriously, just like @mr_burlo #serious

[Mr. Burlo @mr_burlo]

@CgyCardinals Hey young kids, stop being complete asshats!

[Mr. Burlo @mr_burlo]

@emjaydoesPR @CgyCardinals @mr_burlo would let that ball drop right on home plate 1000x before making the play himself. Followed by a 3 inning lecture to the infield on the fundamentals of defensive pitching.

[Baseball Canada 🇨🇦⚾️ @baseballcanada]

Congratulations to Etobicoke, Ontario’s Joey Votto who becomes the second Canadian to reach 1000 career RBI! 🙌

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[Calgary Longhorns @CgyLonghorns]

I want to say this is for opening weekend, but it is not. It should be enough for this week's practices. #BaseballisBack

[Mr. Burlo @mr_burlo]

@CgyCardinals @WerthPeter Did Pete cut his hair?

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@jamesbod Because even baseball players want to be Tom Brady

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Seriously, Mike Pence still can’t smile! #UpsideDownFrown #Trump2020

[Mr. Burlo @mr_burlo]

Mike Pence has that trademark @mr_burlo smile. That being, an #upsidedownfrown @CgyCardinals #Murica

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@CgyCardinals Can we get a line on number of @JadeAlberts podcasts, and @CANADAhenDRY podcasts during the series? Or maybe they can just have a postcast on each other’s postcast?!? #PODCASTVILLE

[Mr. Burlo @mr_burlo]

@CgyCardinals @FMBA_YYC This is what @mr_burlo calls a 2 seam fastball