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@mmunzenrider Fake News

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If I start liking Dave Matthew’s just check in on me

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When Starbucks holds the card reader out of the drive thru window so you have to slip your slutty card in the little crevice 😩😤🥵

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@BigTucsonDad

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@Bigoscar420 I’ve been wanting one of those Gretsch baritones

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@kanyewest DM me when you get a sec

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Was explaining different skate obstacles to my gf now I’m forbidden to skate boobs.

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If I stopped smoking I think I could make the Harlem Globetrotters team within a year.

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I hope heaven is just all my friends and family at the Don Tequilas bar.

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Always answer your phone, you never know if a homie put you down as an emergency contact on his skatepark waiver.

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Nothing better than driving 30mph on the highway going to see the browns get slaughtered in the snow while you’re sick

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@BrendanDaGawd @XLcshe

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I love when people honk at geese in the middle of the road like it’s actually gonna do something. You simply have to run them over at high speed.

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Something about a rotisserie chicken.

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Chemtrails are so beautiful

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They should make tajin lipstick

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So hungover, might need to use the motorized cart at giant eagle

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local bands be like “big things coming soon!!” and it’s allegations

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Still upset about Mac Miller, why couldn’t it have been MGK