Mr. Clutz

I teach, and am entertained by, middle schoolers on a daily basis...you will find some of the more entertaining moments here

[ESPN @espn]

AMAYA BATTLE WITH THE GAME-WINNER FOR THE GOPHERS ♨️

Minnesota advances to its first Sweet 16 since 2005! 😱

[Pod Save America @PodSaveAmerica]

Minneapolis is not taking Trump’s bait.

[Mr. Clutz @mr_clutz]

@Timberwolves I need people dressed in white at wolves games until ICE leaves. It won't be a white out, it'll be an ICE out. ARod and Lore, print the shirts 🙏

[On the Line @laborontheline]

BREAKING: Minneapolis labor, faith, and community leads have joined to call for a general strike on Friday, Jan 23rd – no work, no school, and no shopping! They are demanding ICE out of MN, justice for Renee Nicole Good, and an end to all ICE terror.

[Mr. Clutz @mr_clutz]

@justinboone Fannin, Parkinson, or Goedert at TE in .5ppr. Does it matter that I'm an underdog or that I'm starting AJ brown (same team as Goedert) and the bills DST (going against Fannin)? Am I overthinking it?

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@ArtButSports Ordered, shoot me a DM please 🙏

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Including 17 of 34 picks between 10.01 and 11.18

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@PaulCharchian @btxj @thorku I got pick 18 in a guillotine league and opted to wait on QB. The league decided to punish me and take qbs with 13/14 picks, no starting qbs left. What do you all think my chance of surviving week 1 is?

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35 qbs are off the board before my 11.18 pick 😂

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I'm a math teacher and think this is an interesting probability question. My gut was around a 50% survival rate. I asked 3 AI bots with no context other than taking a 0 at qb and they said 40-50%, 60-70%, and 70-80% survival rate. Where is taysom hill when you need him.

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@EricLangsev I misunderstood, that makes me feel much better about the draft day trade!

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@DynastyNerds 14 team SF TE premium. Couldn't get an offer for 1.07, but then 1.14 (mine), 2.02 and 2.03 (mine) were all traded for 2027 1sts

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@EricLangsev Sending Jimmy home for KAT, draymond home for rudy, watching Ant outduel another HoF AND we're at home. I might regret it but I want the smoke and the drama from a warriors series.

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@ChefReactions This guy gets it

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@howie_hua You caught us on a good day :)

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@thriftytraveler I downgraded my card from sapphire to freedom yesterday and it seems updated on chase's website. Can my friend send me this referral link now or should we wait until I activate the new card? Just want to make sure we get all the bonuses, thanks so much, you all are the best!

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@JesseG53 @lakeshow73 At the time, people thought we may have to attach a pick to unload DLo. We got back 2 players that have both been better on and off the court than DLo and GOT picks in addition! And since you want to bring up playoffs, do you remember DLo'S last series here?

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@Wolvesmuse Look who the lynx have in the rafters...WNBA elites and champions. Love is a wolves elite, not an league elite. Wait for KG, Ant, and others who are truly elite players and hopefully have at least a modest amount of playoff success before we set the bar at kevin love.