Dave

Dog Uncle

[Sherman Young Jr. @ShermStu_2]

It’s that time of year again folks..

COLLEGE FOOTBALL IS BACK!

[Dave @Mr_College]

@BarstoolBigCat The zoo bit is incredible, 10/10

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

If we had a nickel for every time Anthony Rizzo's caught a Cubs home run in the bleachers, we'd have two nickels.

Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice!

[Dave @Mr_College]

Cyclospora enjoya

[Dave @Mr_College]

@MumfordAndSons @ofcwrigleyfield @dylangossett @Caamp Absolute joke of a decision. A one hour show so you don’t have to give a refund is criminal @FBI @CIA @police

[Dave @Mr_College]

@PFTCommenter I’m a 4Aces fan and I have to agree. This is too far

[Dave @Mr_College]

How can you not be romantic about baseball

[Dave @Mr_College]

@BarstoolBigCat Unwatchable

[Dave @Mr_College]

@hen_ease I thought we weren’t doing social media during the bachelor party? @hen_ease can’t exist

[Dave @Mr_College]

Just ran into @TheJoeySwoll at O’Hare. Nicest dude ever!

[Dave @Mr_College]

You’re allowed to eat meat on Good Friday if you feel a little guilty about it

[Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin]

[while my wife opens up her christmas present] remember when you said we needed milk

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

they’re bluffing when they say you can still get knocked off the nice list this late in the game. santa’s been delivering gifts in japan for hours by now; that list is locked, do whatever you want.

[Dave @Mr_College]

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[Dave @Mr_College]

Man I am gassy.

[Alabama Football @AlabamaFTBL]

Final.

[Cam @harleybaghdad]

Love seeing raccoons eat out of my trash bin. Go ahead brother im done with that stuff

[Dave @Mr_College]

Our car mechanic told me I HAD to buy this $200 cologne that Costco has on sale right now. I haven’t worn cologne since 8th grade (Abercrombie “Fierce”) but I think I have no choice now

[Dave @Mr_College]

Fireworks? Yea sure hope it does buddy, otherwise we won’t be able to roast s’mores

[Dave @Mr_College]

Oh na-na, what’s my name?