Nick

#1 Source for terrible takes on Philosophy, Music, and Football. most tweets are just texts I sent to my girlfriend

[Nick @mr_cutrer]

I am once again imploring the 49ers to be a normal football team.

[Van Ike @vanikehuman]

The Shyp of Thysyus

[Nick @mr_cutrer]

Bedlam

[Nick @mr_cutrer]

Fundamentally, I think this sort of thinking is to misunderstand the album as an art form. The greatest record ever made has at least 3 bad songs on it.

[ajibs @ajigsayomide]

An album with zero skips ?

[Nick @mr_cutrer]

@Radioface_88 This isn’t even true.

The 49ers lost one Super Bowl (58) to the chiefs while leading at halftime (by 7 points)

The Eagles lost one Super Bowl (57) to the chiefs while leading at halftime (by 10 points)

[Adam Scherer @ShipMyMoneyDFS]

Feel like this is lowkey one of the biggest dropoffs in society

Could just be biased bc I worked at a sports bar for years that actually mapped out all of their TVs every day

But it’s like 90% of the time you go to one now you have to ask for the most obvious thing to be shown

[Nick @mr_cutrer]

fuck do I think steely dan is good?

[Matthew Lutz @MattLutzPhi]

Jon Haidt: Suppose someone were to have sex with a chicken, then kill it, cook it and eat it. Would that be wrong?
Normal person: Uh, yeah!
Haidt: But why?
Normal person: That shit is gross.
Haidt (writing in his notepad): The savage is unable to articulate genuine moral reasons.

[Nick @mr_cutrer]

Do you know how good an album has to be for me to not pick the Beatles? All time heater of a record

[All Rock Music @allrockmusic]

1966, pick ONE

[Nick @mr_cutrer]

Just wanted to be one of the thousands of people simultaneously tweeting that I’ve never seen a throw like that in my life. May never again. Unbelievable stuff. Unbelievable.

[Nick @mr_cutrer]

I feel like watching the Philadelphia Eagles is gonna give me an STD

[Nick @mr_cutrer]

@realBJP This is a disingenuous use of an average, some Americans may only lose 85 pounds, but that’s offset by the heavier Americans losing thousands, if not hundreds of thousands

[Tacoma Rainiers @RainiersLand]

COME ON LEO!!!!!!!

[Nick @mr_cutrer]

Oh hockey’s back let’s see what’s up with the sharks maybe they’ll be better this ye-oh god what the fuck

[Dave Rappoccio @DrawPlayDave]

CONGRATS, TITANS!

[Nick @mr_cutrer]

There’s a lot of competition, but the Arizona Cardinals may have just put forth the most inexplicable, gut wrenching loss in the history of the sport. Mind boggling stuff

[Nick @mr_cutrer]

I swear many 49er fans are completely insane. The Bosa news is a huge bummer, but they’re 3-0! They just won a divisional game with Mac Jones, Kendrick Bourne, and Jake Tonges. And they only won 6 games last year. Lighten up! Football is supposed to be fun

[Nick @mr_cutrer]

The most beautiful runner ever to touch a football. Then, now, and forever

[Kevin Gallagher @KevG163]

September 17, 1967

The Kansas Comet — Gale Sayers — returns a kickoff 103 yards for a #Bears touchdown in Pittsburgh.

It would stand for 53 years as the longest kickoff return touchdown in #DaBears history until Cordarelle Patterson's 104-yarder in 2020.

[william @creamermusic]

yeah you’re gonna need to be more specific