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UNT #MFFL

[🦎 @mr_dadillac]

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[Travis Branham @TravisBranham_]

Corny?? You’re telling on yourself.

The best player in the world being 22 and caring this much about winning isn’t corny…it’s awesome and also terrifying for the rest of the League.

[KORBI 🐦‍⬛ @NoiBoobSweat]

The one kid who had the newports is a lion amongst sheep

[Mark Fabela @markdfabela]

The fentanyl clouds are fine. It’s the Marlboros that crossed the line.

[Dashy™️🦥 @Dashytwo]

bartender here. guess what: robots are never going to be programmed to take a beer off your tab because they feel sorry for you after your wife took the kids

[Peter Kazanjy @Kazanjy]

LA banned this device that protects lampposts from having their copper stolen because it would prevent the union overtime hours generated by repairing said copper thefts.

[Empty Seats Galore @EmptySeatsPics]

People under the age of 30 don't realize this used to be normal

[BIG DADDY @Hearts0faKing]

It’s bitches like this the reason why they only serve you two drink max in public spaces. You sat your grown ass up there and ordered 14 shots, then got mad when they gave them to you? 😒

[Dave @stronkdaddy]

And then it was sold to a Chicago-based company in 2019. Abbott selling out everything that makes Texas Texas

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Walking alone through a foreign city at night and realizing how far you’ve come has to be a top 3 peak moment of all time

[communist history vids ☭ @commsurreallism]

shes been in office longer then most kings have sat on thrones

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

The money was so good back then you could have 4 families

[𝚍𝚎𝚣 🕷️ @fgsdez]

my coworkers be giving it their all & i be on instagram

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

I’d like to see the CEO of LinkedIn try to find a real job through LinkedIn

[Ante D. Luvian @uncle_deluge]

The time between PS1 and PSP is about the same amount of time Fortnite has been out. The time between GTA V and VI will be longer than PS1-PS3. Kids have not seen meaningful technological progress in video games in their entire lives

[NikTek @NikTek]

Sony is no longer porting PS5 games to PC and is returning back to console exclusives indefinitely

[daz @MetamateDaz]

I don't want AI. I want functional public transit, walkable communities, and the light behind my eyes back.

[Meg ✦ @Flicky0ps]

Remember this when a celebrity tires to tell you how to vote.