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[christian @mr_december18]

How can we get the NYC treatment in STL

[christian @mr_december18]

i could watch body cam footage all day, every day. there really is a whole other world out there man #9thInEducation

[Michael Ritter @MikeSteveRitter]

Real NHL teams gave us first round picks for Faulk and Schenn

[Farmer @bowtiedfarmer]

Show him a banger when he opens the app and then make it disappear

[Patrick O’Connor @LustbustOconnor]

Blacked out so bad somehow my whole inventory flew out like I died in Fortnite

[Juggbob Hitalickpants (PAWG) @GalaxyFoamFlexa]

i really don’t even fucking care anymore

[Egan @SlamDunkEpic]

After three beers you can call in a UAV to locate cigarettes on your mini map

[christian @mr_december18]

@tristan_hogan_ really wishing this was a House of the Dragon summer!

[christian @mr_december18]

i could code the mcdonald’s app with no experience and it would run better

[christian @mr_december18]

@TheRealThomasOB dude… you?… really?… thought you were better 🫤

[boss @boss_on_here]

If you’re a guy in your early 20s, buy a sandwich.

Go into debt if you have to.

[christian @mr_december18]

@TheRealThomasOB that just means a ghost wipe is in your future. chin up playa

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

THE ROOF MIGHT BLOW OFF THIS PLACE

USA AND CANADA ARE THE EPICENTER OF HOCKEY @spittinchiclets

[christian @mr_december18]

bubble hockey might have been the worst thing to curse sports in recent history. 4 nations on the other hand could feeed families
#usa #fuckthe49thparllel @JackPipkins1 #miracleonice

[christian @mr_december18]

@JackPipkins1 and you get 3 or more check my works

[christian @mr_december18]

@stoolpresidente this is mid season behavior at most stadiums

[christian @mr_december18]

about to spend a small village’s GDP on 4 drinks at a blues game #makesportsaffordable

[christian @mr_december18]

hard to be thankful today when the Bryson DeChambeau hole-in-one over his house challenge was spoiled for me…
#TurkeyDay