Jack

debauched moralist. he/him.

[Jack @Mr_Fitzgerald]

@Ankaman616 - Germany somehow get to the semis
- Absolutely zero VAR controversies, English media loses their minds over how that’s possible
- Someone massive goes out in the round of 32, I’m gonna say Brazil

[Prem Thakker @prem_thakker]

Oh ya for sure dude imagine a country like that

[Jack @Mr_Fitzgerald]

@Ankaman616 Beautifully wrong on all counts. Can’t wait for next season.

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

https://t.co/0VUm9Spo32

[Jack @Mr_Fitzgerald]

@Mikey1284461 @AlternativeMUFC That the best you got?

[Jack @Mr_Fitzgerald]

Double over the scousers, two pints, sunny day, chicken roast dinner, bank holiday tomorrow, what a time to be alive

[Jack @Mr_Fitzgerald]

@philedsphil @arascouet @VigilantFox Please point to where I said it was better. Reading continues to be hard, it seems.

[Jack @Mr_Fitzgerald]

@arascouet @VigilantFox They are cutting scholarships but not for fear of “leftist” radicalisation, which is what Maher immediately assumes (because he has an agenda). I know reading is hard, but I would suggest you that before you post an article you first read it and avoid making yourself look a fool.

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[Sammy Breakfast @sam_thraxx]

bill maher is genuinely one of the dumbest people on the planet

[Jack @Mr_Fitzgerald]

“What is the charge?”

[China Perspective @China_Fact]

Staff warmly escorted the animal, and the white-browed gibbon responded with continuous calls along the way.
Netizens commented: “You can truly feel the harmony between humans and nature!”

[Jack @Mr_Fitzgerald]

The US hasn’t got the first idea how to host international sporting events because they do not give a solitary fuck about people beyond their wallets.
We’ll be hearing about the World Cup Credit Crunch for years afterwards.

[Scotland’s Coefficient @scotlandscoeff1]

The '530 page book of lies' also known as the '2026 World Cup Bid Document' stated that America would prioritise public transport over private vehicle use.

Calling a stadium "Boston stadium" but the stadium is actually a totally inaccessible 25 miles away is like Scotland hosting a tournament at the "Glasgow Stadium" - when the game's actually at Rugby Park in Kilmarnock.

To then quadruple the price of trains - which can only take 20,000 people - and charge $175 for a car parking space is an absolute abomination.

There are only 5,000 car parking spots. Even if every car has 3 people in it, that still leaves nearly 30,000 fans attempting to get to the game by bus?

This is going to be fucking carnage. Folk paying $1,000 for a ticket and missing the game is an absolute certainty. Tickets which by the way the 2026 bid book stated would range from $21-$323.

At Euro 2028 there will be fans that get match tickets to ALL THREE of Scotland's group games, their train travel to every game, food and drink at all 3 games - and still have a good bit of change from the $175 car parking charge in "Boston".

[Jack @Mr_Fitzgerald]

@BBiso @scotlandscoeff1 And how do you suppose fans procure a private vehicle for each game they attend? Do you perhaps imagine the cost to hire one might go up a little bit?

[Jack @Mr_Fitzgerald]

@JDRSlapshot @jrwhiteRI @scotlandscoeff1 @ziplamak And 2k to hire a car

[Jack @Mr_Fitzgerald]

@JAFFNCommunity much to discuss

[Ricky Boleto @rickyboleto]

Wonder what will happen to the Scott Mills bridge at Welcome Break Fleet Services?

[keli🌻 @iambandea]

At what fucking point is enough enough?????? The state of this place is actually making me not want to live, all I do is work and have no fucking money to do ANYTHING fun, and even if I do I am anxious about it this is a fucking joke

[Zito @_Zeets]

Making the separating the art from the artist argument with JK Rowling is hilarious. You’re adults talking about Harry Potter. Have some self respect.

[Jack @Mr_Fitzgerald]

PREFERABLY LESS RACIST, TERFY, LAZILY-CRAFTED ONES

[TopNews @TopNewsPrime]

The first trailer for the ‘Harry Potter’ TV series has been released.

Premiering this Christmas on HBO Max.

[Jack @Mr_Fitzgerald]

TELL NEW STORIES YOU DICKHEADS