Jake

For this is all a dream we dreamed one afternoon long ago.

[Jake @mr_jake]

🐻🐻🐻

[Jake @mr_jake]

@danabeers Pepcid ac

[Jake @mr_jake]

@jaybronious It’s the acetaminophen amount. Norco is made to treat more of the pain without all the Tylenol (acetaminophen) so it’s not so hard on your liver.

[Jake @mr_jake]

@jaybronious *325s sir 🫡

[The New Yorker @NewYorker]

Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Brendan Loper. #NewYorkerCartoons

[Brandan P. Buck @brandan_buck]

"It's not a forever war, it's a series of small wars that we fight in perpetuity."

[Jake @mr_jake]

Time to elect a Democratic President in 2028 so they can figure out how to get out of the Iran war and then get blamed for how badly they got out, leading to a 2032 GOP Presidential winner. 🇺🇸

[Jake @mr_jake]

Stephen Miller having a totally normal one.

[Stephen Miller @StephenM]

Jon is a textbook sociopath. He has been given multiple opportunities to show empathy for American moms whose children were raped and murdered by the illegals whose entry he cheered. He refuses. He finds the topic “hilarious.” Jon, one more time: do you grieve for these families?

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Companies pocketing $175 billion in tariff refunds after raising prices on consumers to cover those same tariffs

[Jake @mr_jake]

This is true. It was great at times too. A lot of times. But be careful, you can blink and wake up 40.

[daz @MetamateDaz]

Slowly realizing that being (almost) 28 with no kids and not married is basically like being 18 with money and no strict parents

[Jake @mr_jake]

Sooo good. No notes ⚡️⚡️⚡️ https://t.co/NUTvYgDSl9

[Renee @PettyLupone]

With Robert Duvall’s passing today we’re going to see a lot of references to The Godfather. And, understood.

But please get into his other films.

This one, The Paper, is a great revisit of his impact within a movie and it’s just interesting considering the evolution of media.

[Jake @mr_jake]

#RIP Consigliere 🫡

#RobertDuvall

https://t.co/RZSPddByBm via @YouTube

[Jake @mr_jake]

When this admin is over I can’t wait for the tell-all books that describe the conversations where Trump told his people, on Jan 21st probably, that he was a main character in the Epstein files. Had to be surreal and strangely hilarious conversations.

[Jake @mr_jake]

This checks out

[Sarah Longwell @SarahLongwell25]

The Trump administration basically contains two types of people: Those who are all over the Epstein Files and those who are covering up the Epstein Files.

[Jake @mr_jake]

@Max_Fisher I made the Offline sin of responding to Meghan McCain 😞 Jon Favs was first though 😂 I’ll be good by tomorrow.

[Jake @mr_jake]

Agreed. But tell us who broke it? 🤔 could it be the guy that tried to burn it down? Surely not.

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

“FBI Director Kash Patel told a U.S. Senate panel there was no credible information that Jeffrey Epstein trafficked women and underage girls to anyone but himself”

Hard to overstate how broken America is.

[Jake @mr_jake]

Unfortunately, Byron, OUR country means everyone, not just what you believe. ❄️

[Byron Donalds @ByronDonalds]

YOU chose to wear our flag.
YOU chose to represent our country.
YOU chose to compete at the @Olympics.

If that’s too hard for you, then GO HOME.

Some things are bigger than politics.

You just don’t get it.

[Jake @mr_jake]

❄️

[Jake @mr_jake]

@joerogan once said @megynkelly was the only person he trusted in the media 😂 Think the about the people he has access to. And his most trusted source is…Megyn Kelly 🤣🤣🤣

[Megyn Kelly @megynkelly]

As if it were just a little political view he espoused as opposed to clear shame in representing the country. The gaslighting. Hess should be stripped of his ability to rep the USA & sent home.