Mr. Kissy Face

my girl is my world 😍 happy father of 5 little kissys 👦🏻👧🏻👦🏻👧🏻👶🏻

[Mr. Kissy Face @mr_kissyface]

Why in the world does my butt look as square as SpongeBob? I need to do something about it asap.

[Mr. Kissy Face @mr_kissyface]

I’m so sick I’m seeing Señor Viejo all over my walls 😵‍💫🤧

[Lolita St Band News @lsbnewz]

Breaking News: A new little kissy is on the way! 🍼👶 Congratulations Mr. Kissy Face!

[Mr. Kissy Face @mr_kissyface]

@thee_viejo No, jk 🤪

[Mr. Kissy Face @mr_kissyface]

My girl is the best thing l could've ever asked for. She is the best thing ever.

[Mr. Kissy Face @mr_kissyface]

@thee_viejo That was NOT me 💩

[Mr. Kissy Face @mr_kissyface]

It’s so hot in my house that even my eyebrows are melting 🥵🔥

[Mr. Kissy Face @mr_kissyface]

I made a cake for my girl yesterday and she ate it all. Didn’t even save me any. ☹️

[Mr. Kissy Face @mr_kissyface]

Like this tweet if your name is Señor Viejo and you are on your third fireball shot 🔥

[Mr. Kissy Face @mr_kissyface]

This needs to be our next album cover 🤪

[Señor Viejo @thee_viejo]

Me and Kissy we’re so drunk we were fighting for the last can of beer 🍺😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣 (he got it)

[Mr. Kissy Face @mr_kissyface]

I’m back and better than ever hehehe 😈

[Señor Viejo @thee_viejo]

Kissy says he’s never coming back on here. Don’t know if I should believe him or not 🙃

[Mr. Kissy Face @mr_kissyface]

The Blob Kissy House is back! 🎼 https://t.co/iKOQYEmdIn via @googlearts

[Mr. Kissy Face @mr_kissyface]

My son kissy jr has been throwing up all morning and I accidentally stepped on his vomit 🫠🥴

[Mr. Kissy Face @mr_kissyface]

Hi my name is kissy and I am hungry

[Mr. Kissy Face @mr_kissyface]

Torzón should change his shirt already. It’s kind of annoying 🥴

[Mr. Kissy Face @mr_kissyface]

So proud of my girl ❤️

[Mr. Kissy Face @mr_kissyface]

I let Mr. Thunderstorms borrow my boxers for one night and he shrunk them in his dryer.
To get him back, I hid his car keys and he was so mad he wrote a song about it 😂😂🎶

[Mr. Kissy Face @mr_kissyface]

I regret nothing 😈

[Lolita St Band @lolitastband]

Kissy might regret this tomorrow morning 😵‍💫

[Mr. Kissy Face @mr_kissyface]

1 year ago, I got drunk and accidentally sent Viejo a love letter that was supposed to be for my girl 🫠😵‍💫

[Mr. Kissy Face @mr_kissyface]

I’m so hungover from last night 😵‍💫

[Mr. Kissy Face @mr_kissyface]

My old resume when l applied at taco bell