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I LOVE HER I LOVE HER I LOVE HER

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giggle monster by day, sex demon by night
😈😈

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you have to accept the things you cannot control, your honor

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when my dr asked if i was sexually active i said yes and smiled

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yk what. i could use some soup rn

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my bagel guy screamed at me and told me to die when i asked for chive cream cheese today. honestly god forbid i order a bagel without poop.

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yall i love my girlfriend of almost three days. god is good!!!

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you’re on thin ice. the ice caps are melting. climate change is getting worse. fuck.

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i feel like i’m gonna explode everyday

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take me to gods country (wherever my girlfriend is)

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fuck yall is it bad if i love trade

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who tf is grok and why he love al??

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hey guys i’m back what’s poppin’

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getting tickled

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i hope my four followers see my random bursts of tweets once every few weeks and rejoice among themselves

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lowkey don’t understand the hype around purple rain rn i really fw with it the color it is usually :(

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if you told me about 2025 when i was maybe 15 i’d be so happy that dan and phil are official but id also be like soooo sad about everything else