Ben Parkes

King of apathy

[Ben Parkes @mr_nonuts]

@alexanderrX_ It's a conditional offer and it protects both the buyer and seller from stupid antics as soon as the offer is accepted. Offer what you're willing to pay but just like in England if someone else bids more be prepared to walk away.

[Ben Parkes @mr_nonuts]

@JeremyClarkson Big fan of Dumfries and Galloway, to the point we moved here, just near the Galloway forest and it's very hard to beat. Ps. Don't tell anyone we don't want it getting too busy.

[Ben Parkes @mr_nonuts]

@VitalVegas I really hope lago stays! Love the food, bottomless brunch used to be a highlight of any trip and we had our wedding reception there. I'm looking forward to an anniversary visit later this year, so hope that's possible.

[Ben Parkes @mr_nonuts]

@moving_charlie It doesn't quite work right for tenants. You're asking moving in date, you may be better off asking 'last renewal date' or similar. We've had two years of ~10% increases and curious what this year will bring.

[Ben Parkes @mr_nonuts]

@moving_charlie You're wrong on this one Charlie, all the "election interference" that's been found, favours the orange one. Democracy may be flawed both here and over there, but better that than a wannabe dictator that should have been in jail years ago.

[Ben Parkes @mr_nonuts]

@timoldland Just move one seat over and carry on with your day, rather than rage posting about it on the internet. You have no idea what she may also be dealing with, or maybe she booked that seat.

[Ben Parkes @mr_nonuts]

@TheDevinSwan Want

[Ben Parkes @mr_nonuts]

@themelissavegas Poker tournament. Imagine Dragons concert somewhere small. Random bumping into you and Vital Vegas and chance to buy you both a drink for making me laugh.

[Ben Parkes @mr_nonuts]

@themelissavegas A drink with a view and try to stay awake late enough to adjust to the timezone (from the UK).

[Ben Parkes @mr_nonuts]

@VitalVegas Doesn't have anything to do with discovery anymore I thought!

[Ben Parkes @mr_nonuts]

@LasVegasLocally Single zero roulette as well?

[Ben Parkes @mr_nonuts]

@LasVegasUK I resorted to making my own buttermilk pancakes, so know what you mean!

[Ben Parkes @mr_nonuts]

@AdamBaldwin Please stop, just look at the actual facts. Biden won. It's been challenged time and time again and thrown out by trump appointed judges and now certified by a republican senate. Trump is a conman, it's okay you fell for it, but stop making it worse.

[Ben Parkes @mr_nonuts]

@themelissavegas

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@realDonaldTrump Your friends at fox don't think you did!

[Ben Parkes @mr_nonuts]

@thameswater as much as I like the excitement, can you tell us what's going on with the constant stream of what appear to be tanker /pumping trucks? Specifically on Kenavon Drive in Reading for the last 24hrs.

[Ben Parkes @mr_nonuts]

@VitalVegas Lago at the Bellagio has always been fantastic, either for brunch with bottomless drinks, or a la carte.

[Ben Parkes @mr_nonuts]

@AbbieEaton44 Neither, the two are not related so which are we trying to solve? I'd rather we looked at the real causes of serious accidents and what can be done.

[Ben Parkes @mr_nonuts]

@LasVegasUK @annamelissax Virgin premium is the best cost vs. experience from my point of view, but would like to try upper class!

[Ben Parkes @mr_nonuts]

@WoofWoof_TV @Nidjit check out Scout!