Richard Roybal Jr.

Your financial coach.

[Richard Roybal Jr. @mr_roybal]

Failed my Series 26 exam. Man, I worked so hard on preparing and I went in with so much confidence, but got shut down in the end.

But having failed really pissed me off in a good way. I made a commitment to... https://t.co/s2PfFDmqab

[Richard Roybal Jr. @mr_roybal]

Always good news when Reagan goes to the dentist. No cavities, her brushing habits are good, and the dentist is very happy with her. She’s my pride and joy.

Unlike Sonny who at this age had silver teeth... https://t.co/IiuRPuU7sw

[Richard Roybal Jr. @mr_roybal]

I really need to monitor what is on TV when Reagan is home. She running around the house singing “lululu I got some apples, lululu you got some too”

Only a small handful of you will know where this is from and why this is funny.

Yea, not my proudest moment as a father.

[Richard Roybal Jr. @mr_roybal]

Izzo makes overweight women quit the gym.

She’s probably the most toxic person in today’s society. There’s nothing empowering about type 2 diabetes.

[Richard Roybal Jr. @mr_roybal]

El Pollo Loco > Chipotle

Come fight me!!!

[Richard Roybal Jr. @mr_roybal]

I have to give Kanye West credit.

His album Jesus is King is probably the greatest Christian hip hop album ever made.

I’ve been a fair fan of Kanye’s work, and this album is probably his best.

[Richard Roybal Jr. @mr_roybal]

Ok so I’m confused and maybe someone can explain this to me because there’s too much fake news revolving this topic that I’m lost.

So the MLB is changing the 2017 and 2018 World Series champions to the Dodgers... https://t.co/n7P98g68bB

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I miss Reagan being this small. Back when she could get away with anything. https://t.co/FrIr8b37Pf

[Richard Roybal Jr. @mr_roybal]

You know what I miss? Coffee pots. Just a good old regular coffee pot.

I love my Keurig, and it’s convenient for a cup of coffee. But man I miss just brewing a pot of coffee. And just having the ability to keep refilling my mug.

[Richard Roybal Jr. @mr_roybal]

🤣🤣🤣🇺🇸 https://t.co/QmqoWz0l5D

[Richard Roybal Jr. @mr_roybal]

Jacob’s Ladder on Netflix is one of the most accurate military movies ever made. Wife at home is 6 weeks pregnant while husband has been in Iraq for 3 months and it’s his.

It’s a miracle like the baby Jesus.

[Richard Roybal Jr. @mr_roybal]

Trump needs to kill more foreign military generals. These draft memes are the best.

[Richard Roybal Jr. @mr_roybal]

Remember how in 2017 all of you were preaching WWIII was going to break out with North Korea and how Trump was going to start a draft, because because the liberal media told you North Korea had the military... https://t.co/CqkFEmctOS

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My boy never lies. 100% of you posting about this bomb drop and WWIII are so full of shit. Clowns. https://t.co/KmlzXggMZX

[Richard Roybal Jr. @mr_roybal]

Nelly’s - Dilemma is on the oldies station now?

I don’t even think that song is 20 years old. Fake news oldies.

[Richard Roybal Jr. @mr_roybal]

Laurie Denice had the bright idea to wear a glittery dress last night. Now my bathroom looks like the dressing room of a strip club. No matter how many times I shower, I’m covered in glitter.

[Richard Roybal Jr. @mr_roybal]

If you cook Soyrizo and prefer it over Chorizo; you’re boyfriend or husband is cheating on you.

Unless he is vegan or a lesbian, he is cheating on you.

There is no debate, I’m telling you hard facts. You are getting cheated on by another woman who cooks real chorizo.

[Richard Roybal Jr. @mr_roybal]

Reading this article makes me really sad, especially since I am a financial analyst. By 2053, black and Hispanics... https://t.co/X1WLdddtKu

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It’s so cold outside, I just seen a socialist with his hands in his own pockets.

[Richard Roybal Jr. @mr_roybal]

This meant everything to do this for Sonny, and it was long overdue. It’s funny how I can give speeches in front of hundreds of people like nothing, but every time I have to do something for Sonny, nothing comes out. Merry Christmas, Sonny. I love... https://t.co/4Cox99CMVA